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don’t make me go wumbo ([personal profile] grice) wrote in [community profile] logsville2021-03-19 10:55 am

羽根を焦がす無数の鳥が (open!)

Who: falco grice & you!
When: march & april!
Where: gestures
What: post-surgical trauma, regains, flying (and crashing), snooping, and just general prompts to keep busy with during our pause! i’ll be adding more investigation oriented prompts later as well! absolutely free to tag in super late or backtag forever until may! hmu at [plurk.com profile] liberos if you’d like to plot something specific and i’d adore to write a fresh starter for us!
Warnings: body horror, traumatic surgical descriptions, torture, aot spoilers, mentions of war imagery, will update as things happen!


top levels in the comments!

🐤 MARCH 1 - 4: general prompts with falco still carrying the worst of his living island mutilation; locations include library, diners, groceries or honeybees!
🐤 MARCH 5: open to housemates, neighbors or passerbys; falco gets his jaw implants removed and seems pretty normal. maybe just a little tense about the how.
🐤 MARCH 6: open for sightings or interactions! falco uses his titan form to survey the city and check his limits.
🐤 MARCH 10 - FORWARD: includes prompts for spring cleaning and topsy turvy, as seen on the tdm! 
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-03-28 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[it's towards the end of the month archer sees the bird again, swooping low near where he's in the back garden attempting to teach his dog how to go for the crotch of a possible home invader. so far he's managed to get it to drop the new bone he got - progrerss? kind of. not really.

then a huge shadow falls over them. maybe the bird itself isn't all that big, but... you know. shadows.

he sits back and takes a long drink of his mimosa, watching it slowly circle closer with an irritated squint. dog (still haven't decided on a name, though bandit and hooper are up there) looks up and starts barking, clearly alarmed. guess that confirms it's real, at least.

he pulls his handgun down when he sees it getting lower - disguised drone, maybe? town dragon? - and fires.

get fucked, bird.]
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-03-28 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[nice. that shot was kind of a rough one, but he did it! man, archer is amazing. he watches the bird wobble in the air and struggle, though he's slightly confused by the fact it didn't seem to really notice the shot at first. can they brainwash birds, now? they can't. right? they can't.

he's been in and seen enough plane crashes to realise what's happening and how its gliding to a stop rather than just shrieking and dropping out the sky like he'd expected and-- jesus. archer's eye sight must be getting pretty shitty because that thing is way bigger than he expected and--

oh. shit. fuck. it's clearly aiming for the yard he's currently in. fuck!

archer would shoot again, but he's distracted getting his dog back inside. that bird could definitely eat... whatever the dog's name is.]
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-03-31 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's definitely not real. [stupid dog was probably barking at a fox, or something. it's too much like some of the bigger aliens in his, uh, space-themed coma dream. he flips his gun around so he's holding the barrel then

smacks himself on the side of the head with the butt of it.

hard enough that he flops back into the chair, briefly blacked out.

he just hit the snooze button. it's fine.]
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-04-02 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[he's out long enough for falco to strip the world's worst fursuit and start poking around, during which he immediately snaps to and makes a good effort to try and grab falco when he's near, but completely misses and ends up flopping out the chair onto the patio instead.]

Gravity... you utter whore. [muttered, quietly. maybe it won't set off falco's alarm. he rolls over, frowning as three young blondes become one.] Why are you here?
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-04-02 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever, [he says, waving falco off. he'll go to the hospital later, maybe. archer's still deciding how much of a shit he gives about his self-induced concussion. hey, it worked, though! no big bird!] so you jumped my fence? Who's your parent, I'm definitely complaining.
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-04-04 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I know the odds of you... literally being their kid, [hold on. dizzy. he wobbles a little as he pulls himself up, grasping for his cane with a grimace. god, his legs hurt. everything hurts. why bother?] is extremely low, but--

[he blanches for a moment, looking like he might barf. he doesn't.]

--if you're not a perfect mix of how stupid and annoying they both are, then I'd eat my cane.

[awkwardly, he pats falco on the back.]

Great job, kid. [asshole]
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-04-08 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[you know, for all his flaws, archer has never actually been filled with that much hatred. it's not something he could understand, directed towards a kid. that's... something, right? if you drop your standards into the ground. he tries a little harder because his mother made his own childhood a living hell.]

I-- [bird. giant bird. he can't say that, though, because it wasn't real. he can't and won't tell anyone about his hallucination problem.] No. Just some good old-fashioned self-abuse. You know how it goes.
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-04-13 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I can look after myself. [clearly.] Are you going to get the hell out my garden? Or do I have to call your idiot parents?
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-04-13 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You are such a pain in the ass.

[he wonders if AJ is like this, then immediately regrets having a brain.

archer stands up, deliberately and staggers back to the kitchen door, letting dog out as he grabs for the stupid wrist radio with erwin's number on it. dog is delighted to see falco! archer comes back out and glares at him as he punches in the comm number.

whenever erwin picks up:]
Your shitty little goblin broke into my house. Come and get it!
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[personal profile] 13thcommander 2021-04-14 12:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Erwin is of two minds when he sees a call from Archer: he could answer, or he could ignore it. He should probably ignore it. They'd both have a better day if he ignores it.]

[But Erwin's curiosity makes the rest of him a glutton for punishment, and he answers.]

[Who the shitty little goblin could be also raises some questions. If it weren't for the blaring alarm in the background, or the fact that Levi would absolutely not stand for being spoken about that way, he'd need further clarification. But Levi's alarm has been silent through foul language and other various adult situations, so that narrows it right down.
]

I'll be there in a few minutes.
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-04-19 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
[oh, yeah, he forgot about the alarm. the sharp blaring cuts through his migraine and he winces, putting a hand on his head.

archer doesn't actually say anything, he just tosses a toy for the dog to play with with falco. archer himself just... staggers back into the kitchen.

whatever, CHILD.]
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[personal profile] 13thcommander 2021-04-19 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[It should be worrying that Erwin knows exactly how to get to Archer's house by now, but he's going to tell himself it's because that's where Rapunzel lives and not because he's been there to pester Archer AND gave him a ride home once. He walks briskly on his way there, and raps smartly on the door.]

Archer? I'm here to get Falco.
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-04-19 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[archer throws the front door open, dishevelled and miserable as usual, looks erwin up and down then grunts noncomittally.]

Back yard. He's playing with the dog.
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[personal profile] 13thcommander 2021-04-20 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Archer looks sweaty and like he's suffering from some unseen, grievous injury. So normal, for him.]

Thank you.

[If Archer doesn't want to tell him what happened, Erwin will go to the source. He lets himself in and makes his way to the backyard, where he sees Falco playing with a dog.]

So what happened over here?

[Because Erwin doubts Falco actually broke into the house. That seems more Archer's speed, frankly.]

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