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TRANQUILIZERS ([personal profile] robbies) wrote in [community profile] logsville2020-12-01 06:00 pm

DECEMBER 2020 EVENT - PART 1


CHAPTER ONE, PART 1: A HOLLY JOLLY HOLIDAY

Do you hear what I hear?


DECEMBER 5th | A MYSTERIOUS VILLAGE | THE MAYOR HAS INVITED YOU...

DECEMBER 5th

Don’t you hate to be the last to know?

Out of the windows of your brand new homes, you spot families trotting along in their happy, nuclear units. Stores and restaurants have closed early—on main street, where jingle bells hang from every door, the only souls to be seen are heading toward the town hall, where wreaths hang around the stone lions’ necks. A stage, awash in string lighting, has been erected with three chairs sitting empty behind a podium. Policemen with their smiles and baby-blues stand guard before it; they too are not allowed beyond the velvet ropes. Twenty feet tall—near to reaching the tip-top of the clock tower—a mass is hidden by black tarps. This is the most guarded of all, ringed by no less than twelve junior policemen standing vigil around the clock.

At sundown, you start to see what’s to come.

As the crowd swells, bundled in their coats and scarves, the ladies with silk scarves drawn around their perfectly coiffed hairstyles, three figures take to the stage:
Chief of Police, Dale Harding, who must constantly slip away and bend his ear to listen to one of his boys, giving orders with long sighs, firm words, and grumbles as he takes his seat again. Occasionally one sees a flash of silver moving from his lapel up to his lips, but surely that must only be his policeman’s badge that he kisses, because he loves his town so very, very much!

The Happy Homes Association—or at least, their junior representative. Her bright and shining pin of office sits hidden behind the tremendous fruit basket poised upon her lap, where green and scarlet cellophane cannot quite hide the fruitcake inside the way it does her name. How does she keep her teeth so white and her lipstick so clean and red? Subscribe to their newsletter and read Cathy’s Cosmetic Can-Dos! column to find out!
Mayor Phillip Clarke—well, Phil to his friends. He takes his place at the podium, his top hat inky black, leather gloves oiled and bright, and draws all the town’s breathless attention. He taps the microphone. Once—the crowd inhales—twice—their eyes shine as they look up—three times

“Gooooood evening, Santa Rosita!”

The crowd goes wild as Clarke bellows. Eventually, he raises both arms and gestures for them to quiet down.

“I want to thank each and every one of you for coming out, especially on a school night!” Like the admonishing parent, he wags a knowing finger at several teens in the crowd. “Believe you me, on a night like this, I know how tempting it is to stay home and curl up on the couch with a good book. And,” he adds with a wink to a woman in the front of the crowd, “maybe some of Margie's famous hot chocolate.”

Laughter ripples through the crowd. Again, Clarke patiently waits until they’re finished before continuing, “But that's exactly what makes our little town so special. No matter the time, every day of the week there's always someone out there who will sacrifice something for the better of the community. Be it the energy to get this terrific tree set up—” he gestures to the tree, “—the patience to string twenty yards of lights up—which, I might add, have been generously donated by our pals at Honeybees—or even just time.”

Clarke’s tone turns solemn, but his face remains fixed in a winning smile. “Santa Rosita isn't just a town. It's a family. Each and every one of you out here tonight is a valued member. Even all you new faces out there!” He points to several newcomers in the crowd in what might almost be an accusatory manner if not for the smile on his face. “Don't think I can't see you! Tonight, you have become part of that family. Santa Rosita is your home now. It's through our traditions that we endure, and it's my sincerest wish that you, all of you, will join together with us and help us keep them alive for years to come.”

The crowd applauds, everyone turning to face the new families. As Harding takes a swig from a flask he pulls out of his pocket and the HHA representative continues to beam at the audience with her too-white smile, Clarke fully turns to the tree and pumps his fist in the air, riling the crowd back up.

“And now, without further ado, let's RING. IN. THE HOLIDAYS!”
As his words come to a close, at last the tarp is pulled away—revealing twenty feet of pure, polished, brilliant...

...aluminium christmas tree.

Quick as the busy bees they are, the Happy Homes Association is there to announce that you can buy both table-sized and home-use duplicates for your own homes! The cost is $8 for the little ones and $18.50 for the big trees—get your wallets ready!

As the crowd stampedes toward their own tiny and/or six-foot silver replicas, the three figures on the stage are hurried away. The HHA representative presents their gift basket to the Mayor. He kisses her on both cheeks, rubbing his belly in anticipation of the deliciousness to come, and hurries on. Chief Harding takes the rear, casting back a sour look, and before you have a chance to see if the three could answer any questions, the stage is empty again.

...well, get in line! You want those trees too, don’t you?

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A MYSTERIOUS VILLAGE

The days are getting colder and the entire town seems to be getting into the holiday spirit, between the tree lighting ceremony and the decorations your neighbors are putting up. But something seems to want you to get into the Christmas spirit as well—you haven’t done anything out of the ordinary, but when you open the door, you’re met by a burst of frigid air carrying the scents of gingerbread and peppermint on it.

Stepping through the door, you are not in Santa Rosita any more.

Well, technically, you are; you’re just down by Rose Garden Park, before the Old Growth starts. But it’s not where you thought you were going, and it doesn’t resemble the normal streets of suburbia now. You’ve stepped into a charming Christmas village, packed with all sorts of fun winter activities and sights to see! The ground is covered in pure white snow that never seems to melt into slush, and the sounds of high, sweet jingle bells fill the air as a team of reindeer haul a sleigh past. Maybe that’s Santa’s sleigh they’re pulling?
As you walk into the village, a red pole demands your attention, placed in such a way that no one can miss it. A letter is attached to it:

’Twas the month before Christmas and all through the town
The people were smiling; there was nary a frown!
They entered my village, all brimming with cheer
And knew that quite soon, old St. Nick would be here
There's skating and snowmen and light shows galore
There's even a place to make wreaths for your door!
But somewhere inside there's a mailbox to find
And Santa may bring you what's most on your mind…

As the letter suggests, the village is full of hustle and bustle. Santa’s elves—Robbies decked out in red and green costumes with matching tights and jingle bell boots—are everywhere, making sure that there’s always plenty of holiday treats available for visitors to eat and drink. The nearby pond is iced over and the elf manning the ice skate exchange station seems to be able to guess your perfect size with a glance, while reindeer racing courses have been set up encircling the village. All of the buildings and many of the trees have been lined with lights, warm and bright, and there are stations set up where visitors can make garlands or wreaths to take back with them to the real world.

The real world? Yes, of course—that boring place with work and school and vacuuming! Though the door you initially walked through may have turned into a station for making gingerbread houses, you can hoof it back to your home in Shadyside at any time. The public library is just that way, past the baseball diamond! Any time you open a door, however, you run a risk of finding that it leads back to the village, where the elves are waiting to ensure you enjoy your visit. You can try to close the door and open it again, but who knows if your luck has changed?

The organizers of the village seem to be most insistent that you come and enjoy yourself—flyers are all around town, stuffed in your mailbox, and pinned on bulletin boards. Though some signs on lampposts seem as though they’ve been torn down in a huff, you still can spot them on Main Street: “Visit Santa Rosita’s Very Own Christmas Village!”

And visit it you will.

While the elves are happy to welcome visitors to their village, they also have to work. Christmas toys don’t build themselves, you know! The elves will point out Santa’s Workshop to you, where you can buy freshly made candy canes, charming ornaments for your new aluminum Christmas trees (you did buy one from the Happy Homes Association, didn’t you?), and other sundries and stocking stuffers. There’s even a German-style bar in the back serving hot chocolate and mulled wine—non-alcoholic, of course; this is a family event. Just outside of the workshop’s entrance is a mailbox, its post swirled red and white and wrapped in garlands. A small desk sits next to the mailbox with a stack of stationery, envelopes pre-addressed to Santa Claus at the North Pole, and pens on top.

At the top of the stationery, beside cutesy illustrations of hippos and children missing their front teeth, are the words, “What I want most for Christmas is…”

Why not write Santa a letter? What have you got to lose?

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THE MAYOR HAS INVITED YOU...

...to the annual Christmas gala, beginning at 4:00 pm sharp at Santa Rosita’s stately town hall! The invitation appears in your mailbox with just enough time for you to gather all your family and go shopping, because you certainly want to look your best. You simply must. The who’s who of the town will be there, all wearing their finest velvet dresses and shined black shoes. Be warned that the dress code will be strictly enforced by the Happy Home Association—only red and green allowed, or else it simply isn’t festive. Men in bright red or green suits - women sporting taffeta skirts in complementing shades - pinned corsages and matching handbags - no detail left untouched!

You wouldn’t want to be caught standing out from the crowd, would you? In the Mayor’s presence?

That might be a bad idea.

But the holidays do get the better of us sometimes, don’t they? The HHA understands, and if on the day of the party you have found yourself without a red or green garment, they have some loaners to wear. If you’ll simply follow Mrs. Jones down to the coat room, she can show you some options.

  • For the ladies (and female-presenting), they offer up beautiful green or red dresses as loaner. ”It matches the metal trees!” the coat clerk brightly tells you, her own dress as shimmery as they come.

  • For the gentlemen(ly presenting among you), fresh off the rack at the local Sears Roebuck department store, these fetching blazers are available, complete with matching trousers.

In front of you in line is someone who very clearly does not have the Christmas spirit flowing through them, judging by how they wish to argue with the HHA about these “loaner garments.” How rude! But don’t worry—when you see the once-irascible individual later by the punch bowl, there’s a glassy smile on their face and they’re decked out in jolly green and poppy red, happy as—well, a kid on Christmas morning.

Tables are laid out with food and drink aplenty. Even the sandwich loaf has made its effort to match the decor, as red poinsettias and holly berries dot the windows (careful children—they’re poisonous) and rich green pines occupy every corner. Move outside of the room and you’ll find nothing more than locked and darkened offices, with the occasional policemen and night guards shaking their fingers at you to go back and enjoy the party. This is a night to be merry and drink some mocktails, not to go through the filing!

Up by the fine wood paneling and brilliant metal tree stands the mayor himself. Looking dashing as Santa Claus, a cluster of parents flock nearby beaming as their child gets their photo taken with Mayor Clarke! That’s certainly going in the Christmas newsletter! Each of them has a little present—perfectly wrapped, just see Grandma’s Gift Wrapping Guide in this month’s HHA newsletter—to give to the Mayor for all his hard work this year.

You didn’t think that stack of presents by Santa’s chair was for him to pass out, did you?

Between music sets (graciously played by the Frederick Loren High School marching band), the Mayor stands—the hall falls silent, all the little cups and plates still in jolly hands. He has a speech to give you all, you fine citizens, faces old and new:

“Ho-ho-hi there, Santa Rosita! And how are we enjoying ourselves tonight? I see some of our new families were able to make it out tonight—is that Richard O’Reilly and the missus?” Using a hand to shade his eyes, Clarke squints into the throng of townspeople. “And Jim Astin with Lucy and little Susie! Wow. Isn’t that something?”

In the back of the room, Chief Harding pours himself a glass of punch, takes a sip, then reaches into his suit jacket for his flask.
“Now, in my house,” Clarke continues, “we have a rule not to open any presents until Christmas Day, but with all the ones I've gotten tonight, it's just too darn tempting.” Reaching down, he takes a box from the pile of gifts at his feet. “I think this one's a tackle box, and I'm pretty sure this—” he reaches down for another smaller box, “—is that electric razor I’ve had my eye on.” He shakes the box, chuckling, as the rest of the crowd joins him.

“But let's get serious for a moment.” Clarke’s expression turns thoughtful. “Although getting a truckload of Christmas presents is swell, do you want to know what the greatest gift you've given me is?” He pauses performatively, waiting for an answer from the crowd that never comes.

“The greatest gift you've all given me... is letting me serve you.”

In the back, Harding ditches the punch cup and just drinks straight from the flask.

“I'm honored to be here with you all tonight,” Clarke continues proudly, “just I am honored to be able to wake up every morning, look in the mirror and tell myself that I... am your mayor. Which is why I want to give something back to you. How many of you have already visited Santa's little village?”

There’s a round of cheering in the front of the audience from the many children in attendance with their parents. Clarke opens his arms wide.

“My idea! I decided that if I can't bring Santa Rosita to the North Pole, I'm going to bring the North Pole to Santa Rosita. Enjoy yourselves! Saint Nick's got a lot of work to do before Christmas. So be good, don’t pout, and for goodness sake—have fun!

The clapping threatens to take down the garlands hung from chandeliers. ”A fine orator!” “Reminds me of the war, when we heard Churchill over the radio. Why, Clarke gives him a run for his money, ha ha ha!”

A delightful HHA elf comes to replenish the pickle tree on the appetizer table, and the covers of Bing Crosby carry you away into the night.

Remember to stay until 9:00 pm, when the Santa Rosita Children’s Choir will start caroling!

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OOC INFO

Welcome to the first part of the event! You can use this entry to top-level for the event, but feel free to use the log and network communities as well.

A few things to keep in mind: Firstly, there is no return portal back into town once your character is teleported into the Christmas village. They will have to walk back on foot or get lucky and catch a ride from a helpful citizen.

Secondly, please be mindful of how your character interacts with the setting. While characters are welcome to explore the town and ask questions, Santa Rosita is still a happy little suburb in the 1960s, where appearances matter and acting too out of line from commonly accepted societal norms can come with their own unique consequences. We do not intend to punish players for their curiosity, but be aware that the townsfolk may not be so understanding of wanton disrespect for their ways!

And thirdly, the NPCs will not be available for interactions. At the party, Harding will leave early and Clarke will leave to handle other business. Santa does have a schedule to keep, after all.

Any questions can go in our FAQ thread below. Try to check and see if your question has already been answered on the plotting thread first here.

Remember--Part 2 of this event is coming December 15th!

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[personal profile] the_caped_crusader 2020-12-01 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ bruce finds the notion ridiculous, but knows better than to take the offer for granted. he can think of a thousand ways this can go south, but given the fact that computers took up nearly an entire room in the mit computation center in the sixties, he could hardly pass up the chance. so, with pen in hand, he simply writes one word on the slip of paper and drops it into the mailbox: ]

batmobile.
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2020-12-01 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[written then scrawled out:] pontiac fireb

RPG launcher
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[personal profile] handycapable 2020-12-01 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe it's childish, but until he gets a job, Ray decides it can't hurt to pop in a request. Better to feel stupid than not even bother and stay completely defenseless, right?

He writes in a shaky, looping script:
]

Dear Santa,
I am asking for one (1) nickel-plated M1911 pistol for Christmas this year.
Yours,
Ray Gillette
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[personal profile] ribticklers 2020-12-01 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
A; December 1; open to Lorna Dane

[Sans is not having the greatest morning.

First of all, his bed is a bed and not a mattress. It's also a lot smaller, so he rolled right off it and onto the floor. Wait, no, first of all falling off the bed meant he's up way earlier than he wants to be. But third of all-- Third... Of... All...

Wait. This has happened before. The familiarity slams into him and he sits bolt upright on the ground. His hands are covered in flesh, he fell off an actual bed and not his mattress, he's not at home and he's not at Toriel's--Santa Rosita. Why can he remember that? This has to be... A reset, or a reload, and so he shouldn't--well, it's not all coming back to him, but--

It doesn't occur to him to check if anyone else is in the room. Nobody had been there last time, and he's stuck in his thoughts, so he just stands up and starts talking to himself.]


Well--this is weird.

B; Aluminum Chirstmas Trees
[Sans has some money--October is a haze, but he guesses he got a job, at some point? Well, if he was there a month... Ugh. The point is that he has enough for one of these hilarious aluminum trees. Christmas trees, not Gyftmas. He has to remember that.

But, see, there is a problem: it's a very big tree. And Sans is very lazy. So as soon as he sees anyone who looks like they're strong enough to carry the tree, Sans starts putting on a show. He tugs at the fake trunk, he skids along the ground (in slippers, so should he really be carrying anything at all?), he groans dramatically from the bottom of his newly-formed, very useful lungs as he flops on the ground.]


Little help over here? [Carry his tree for him.]

C; Christmas Village
[You know, when Sans teleports, it's typically because he wanted to. Sans stumbles out of his bedroom and skids through the snow, catching himself with enough ease in spite of his bafflement that he must be pretty used to this kind of weather.

Well, guess the only thing to do is set up a snow cone shop. Sans can be found lounging not too far from the bar, sipping mulled wine and. Well.]


Hey, want a wine snowcone? Don't worry, totally alcohol-free, which is good, 'cause I dunno the drinking age around here. Only five--cents. [Not G. C? Hm, he'll have to figure that out later.]

D; Christmas Gala
[So, between the subtle hints of his friendly new neighbors, the not at all subtle hints from Papyrus, and the way that guy up at the front of the line goes all glassy? Yeah, Sans takes a blazer. The green one, because he's way too old for stripes. But he's wearing his formalware a little... Lazily. At least he's opted for real shoes today.

Sans spends most of the party mingling and eating. Okay, he spends the whole party with all his weird human senses tuned to the slightest hint of anything he can latch onto about this place, especially when it comes to the people in charge. So far he has learned that the police chief definitely likes drinking and the mayor is like a weird Nega-Asgore. Actually, the whole Santa thing is a little depressing. Nobody's around back home to be Santa anymore.]


Ain't Santa the one who's supposed to be giving gifts? [Sans is trying to imagine Asgore accepting a whole pile of stuff like this and he really just can't at all. They'd have to force it on him. Well. He's dead now. It probably doesn't matter.]
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[personal profile] righteously 2020-12-01 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Claus

Nick

Can I call you Nick?

Nick,

What spit-roasted hanukkah stepford bullcrap is going on here? How about for Christmas we get some real friggin answers for a change? If I get one more jello mold I'm gonna burn this mother to the ground. How about a portal back home, or my freakin car, or my own damn clothes? A damn cell phone? Hell, you know what, since we're getting crazy here, gimme a drunk monkey in a cowboy hat riding a horse.

happy freakin holidays
-DW


[ clothes from home being the actual ask ]
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[personal profile] catlady 2020-12-01 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ for the sake of playing along-- ]

Santa baby,

Just slip a sweet little kitty under the tree for me. Been an awful good girl. Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. Think of all the fun I've missed! Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed! Next year, I could be just as good if you check off my Christmas list. ;)

XOXO,
Selina


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[personal profile] demonicmiracle 2020-12-02 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
apparently i only ask questions about the dress code, but: would something that's partially red/green be acceptable to the HHA? like a red and white dress, or a green blazer with black slacks? or would that not count as festive enough?
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[personal profile] demonicmiracle 2020-12-02 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
ty!!! this will be the most colour crowley's ever worn and he'll hate it
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[personal profile] bibliophilicbells 2020-12-02 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[In a delicate, slanted hand:]

Dear Santa,

I would like to request, if at all possible, although I will very much understand if you are unable to grant this request due to the limited availability of: a 1926 Bentley, black.

I do believe nothing would make my wife happier, and it would certainly aid in our adjusting to this wonderful new life we've found here.


[This is ridiculous. But if there's one thing Aziraphale's good at, and has experience with, it's pandering.

Merry Fuckthis Christmas.]
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2020-12-02 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
a. first impressions count

[once he's gotten past the whole... fake wife fake life thing, not over it, for reasons that don't go baring into - though let it be said it's best for everyone involved there's no images of archer's mother or any children in the house, real or fake, as that can of hornets is best left unkicked - archer busies himself.

when he's not drinking (rare) or seeing how far he can push passive aggression with the neighbours (rarer), he's tailing anyone who seems suspicious or whom he suspects might have something to do with what's going on, seeing as this kind of unwilling assimilation isn't actually something he's dealt with before. he'll have to get creative with the skills he usually falls back on.

given the town is made up of robbies, suspicious turns out to be just about everyone he sees. that's annoying. archer decides to cut out the middle man, circumvent all the effort and just break into the houses that look like someone important lives in them. even with the nerve damage and needing a cane, he's an excellent spy, after all.

...mostly.

maybe it's late, maybe it's early, either way archer is wine drunk and currently attempting to or climbing in through your back window.]


b. rein-oh-dear

--Again? Are you goddamn kidding me?! [hey. guess who's just gone through the wrong door and ended up in the stupid christmas village again? god, he's tired, and the elves nearby seem to jitter around in place for a moment, only stopping when archer shakes his head and refocuses himself into the moment.

he knows exactly what he has to do.

not much later, he's holding a huge thermos flask and seems significantly happier as he flops down onto a bench near the frozen pond.]
Peppermint frickin' Patty! Wooo!

c. ho ho no

[despite it not really being his preferred style, archer found himself a pretty low-key burgundy waistcoat to wear with his white dress shirt and black slacks. seemed he had a matching jacket at one point, but if the mud on his elbows is any indication, it's... somewhere outside.

he's standing in a place where he has a good view of the mayor, flask in one hand and cane in the other, leaning on it as he watches the speech with narrowed eyes. after taking a swig from the flask, he mutters to himself;]
God, I can't wait to literally murder that asshole.

[he takes another long drink from the flask (probably in unison with harding) and pockets it, spending the next half hour half-heartedly chatting up some of the women present and being disturbed by their lack of willingness to cheat on their husbands in a broom closet. archer had intended to try and work some stuff out here, but he just ends up flicking pickles off the pickle tree and into passing people's drinks, smirking a little when it splashes onto them until he's eventually looking at what little information the townhall offers about the locale.]

There's got to be a bar or a club or something around here, I mean-- ugh. Eat a dick, California.

wildcard

[ya'll know what to do.]
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[personal profile] monomachy 2020-12-02 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
hi there! is there a local newspaper one could read, and if so, what kind of articles might it contain? i.e. sports, classifieds, obituaries, etc.
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@RAPUNZEL let's get an F in the chat

[personal profile] undiagnosed 2020-12-02 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[archer isn't surprised to wake up in a bed; the last time he'd been aware, he was passing out in his room in his own home after a horrifically uncomfortable night of emotional revelations he would've much rather avoided followed by standard heavy drinking.

archer is surprised, however, to wake up in a bed that isn't his (too small) in a room that isn't his (also too small) and with a woman he doesn't know (...that one's familiar) in the other bed.

he bolts upright and immediately falls onto his ass when he tries to get out the bed, then jumps back up and flops back against the wall, trying and look cool about it with his bad leg making standing upright a little difficult after laying down what appears to be all night.]


So, hey, uh, hey, this-- [he frowns to himself, the beginnings of a hangover starting to form in the front of his brain. he'd gone home and got drunk as he always does after lana and gabrielle left him on the train, but he wouldn't have gone out again would he?] uh. Get out?

[seems like a reasonable thing to ask, even with the odds are that this is her house.]
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[personal profile] fanoperator 2020-12-02 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Honorable and Generous Holiday Spirit,

For this Holiday Season I would be most earnestly grateful for my own favorite painted fan to be returned to me. It is wood and paper and painted masterfully by a renowned artist with a design of mountains and forest.

Thank you for your consideration on this matter.

Nie Mrs. Huaisang Shurley, 432 Carpenter Boulevard.
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[personal profile] demonicmiracle 2020-12-02 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
christmas village; you're a mean one mr. grinch

[All in all, Christmas isn't the worst Christian holiday — that prize goes to Easter — but the whole thing is annoying, all the fake cheer and togetherness, and it turns out the whole experience is even worse when he's human and powerless and keeps opening doors to end up in some stupid Christmas fête.

He shivers at the burst of cold and turns around on instinct, only for the door to seem to have returned to the gingerbread cutout it was before.]


Right, 'course, can't have anything in this shite town.

[At least he has his coat on, pulled tight around himself as he pokes around just for the sake of poking around, wanting to see what's going on here. He brushes off attempts from the elves to get him to join in the festivities, getting crankier each time, occasionally snapping harshly enough to earn startled looks from the Robbies and nearby townsfolk. He often takes that as his cue to circle back to the bar set up, even if he's disappointed each time that the glühwein is non-alcohol, but at least it's warm.

Once or twice, he lingers by the entrance, looking skeptical as he regards the mailbox set up, commenting to whoever's nearby:]


That's got to be bollocks, right?

[Normally, he'd be entirely certain it's bullshit, but there's the whole… vibe this town has going on that makes him wonder.]

christmas village; ice-skating

[Despite his overall reluctance towards all this Christmas business, there is actually some fun to be had in the village if he ignores the garish directions and carols being sung by some awful children. He learned to skate a long time ago, back in Finland when they were using antler and bone rather than steel, since gliding across the ice was far easier than trudging through the snow, even for a demon, and got a lot better at it over the centuries. He resents having to rug up, but his coat's nice at least, and the leather gloves help when he takes the occasional spill.

He's not one for physical activity by nature, sloth is a sin, after all, but there's something slightly therapeutic about focusing on how his body moves, on avoiding other skaters, on keeping himself upright, rather than letting his mind whirl with every other anxious thought it's usually crowded with. For the first time since arriving in this shitty town, he actually relaxes enough to enjoy himself.

When he takes a turn a little too fast and nearly careens into someone, having to reach out to brace on their shoulder, he's in a good enough mood to just laugh.]


Oof, sorry, got a bit carried away. You alright?

gala

[If there's one thing that Crowley's come to love over the millennia, it's a good party. It doesn't have to be fancy, he can enjoy himself just as easily at some quiet, casual thing as he can at a proper ball, although usually that has a lot to do with the fact that parties are a veritable feast of easy temptations. For now, he'll have to make do with simply enjoying socializing, when he can slip on a familiar mask and take comfort in it.

After much deliberating over various outfits, he's finally settled on a dress that's slightly outside his usual fare without being too garish, complete with low heels and pantyhose (he'll make some concessions to beauty standards, but he's not shaving his legs). In deference to both the cooler weather and the HHA, he's added a shawl in the same green as the skirt, enough to grant him entrance with only some small tutting.

While not necessarily a social butterfly, he's using this as an opportunity to do what he does best, and see where there's trouble. In a town like this, that generally means collecting gossip, so he puts in the effort to talk to even the strange Stepford townsfolk, learning what he can about who they are, how they relate to each other, what they want. Without any demonic powers, he can't sense any of what's going on underneath the surface, but it's oddly relaxing, playing this familiar game. He knows how to be charming when he has to be, especially when the rules are so rigid and expectations so clear. He seems to be getting along famously with the locals, now that he's clued in on how to talk to them. It's probably a little unnerving.

When he isn't schmoozing, he's taking a page out of Chief Harding's book, topping up his glass of punch with the flask he'd snuck in, or suspiciously eyeing the food that's been laid out, occasionally braving some of the safer looking fare. He might, at some point, try to knock over the pickle tower, just out of spite.

Later in the evening, when everyone's distracted by the mayor's speech, he makes an attempt to slip further into the town hall, wandering down dark hallways and testing the locked doors.

Eventually, he's escorted back by a stray police office, making vague excuses about being lost, until they let him rejoin the party.]
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[personal profile] ribticklers 2020-12-02 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Sans is one of those people who got pickle'd, which is what draws his attention. Well, considering this guy's general behavior, Sans had made general note of him a few times before at this party, but the pickle thing is what gets Sans to actually approach. Sans is dressed in the green loaner outfit, but pretty sloppily. His shirt isn't tucked in or anything.]

There's a bar on the west side of town. [Sans downs what remains of his drink. This includes the pickle.]
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[personal profile] bibliophilicbells 2020-12-02 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
[It just so happens that Aziraphale is occupying half of that bench.

He blinks at the sudden and new and loud presence beside him, shifting only enough under his several layers of clothing (plus scarf, plus floppy-eared hat) to put about an inch more between them. There's no more room than that.]


Pardon?
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[personal profile] monomachy 2020-12-02 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
thank you!
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[personal profile] thevalley 2020-12-02 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
dear santa

gimme my fuckin knife back

-ellie
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GALA AF

[personal profile] bibliophilicbells 2020-12-02 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[As it turns out, keeping track of a demon isn't the easiest thing when one does not have demon-tracking abilities.

Go figure.

Not that Crowley has to stay by Aziraphale's side all night. That's not it at all. It's a party, they're meant to mingle. To get to know people. And they agreed, didn't they, to be strategic about it — to try to gather information, to try to learn more about this place and its happy citizens.

But it still miffs him when he looks around and can't find that red hair in the crowd.

Let it be said that he is unsurprised to see Crowley eventually reappear with a policeman hovering at his side. Rather than walking over to sheepishly claim his "wife," to offer the officer a lopsided little smile and apology, he stays where he is: standing off to one side of the punch bowl, drink in hand, sipping and staring at Crowley with a thoroughly unimpressed look on his face.

The green in his blazer really brings out the disappointment in his eyes, don't you think?]
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[personal profile] handycapable 2020-12-02 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
🍸 DEC 1st - 4th
💣 AT or AROUND 540 KARLOFF COURT ( for ELLIE + neighbors, feel free to engage with whichever part of the prompt! )

[ Suffice it to say it's Goddamn alarming to wake up the way Ray Gillette woke up on December 1st, in a strange house, a strange bed -- definitely not where he went to sleep last night(?) -- sharing a room (though thankfully not a bed) with a strange girl who barely looks old enough to drink legally. So startling is that fact it actually causes him to whimper out loud with surprise, unable to clamp the sound back behind his hand because, his right hand? Yeah, it's not there.

Which is a whole separate kettle of fish. Ray's had his bionic hand for 5 or so years now, he barely remembers what it felt like for his arm to simply stop at the wrist, but it feels pretty damn shitty. His legs, too, throb will a dull yet numb sort of ache, something he hasn't felt since long before he regained his ability to walk again.

He can move them, though, bend them at the knee and flex his toes, so that's something, but putting weight on them isn't effortless, if the way he crumples to the ground upon getting out of bed is any indication.

After a long time spent miserably investigating his body in the bathroom mirror, Ray will strap on the prosthetic hand hanging off his bedpost and limp around to investigate the house with quiet mounting alarm, eventually making it downstairs where he halfheartedly throws together some breakfast (the stress make him hungry, okay?), and eventually steps outside to collect the paper and goggle with still mounting horror at the suburban sprawl around him. Did he die and become a Stepford Wife or something?
]

Hey! [ He clutches his robe closed with his good hand and waves the other to get a neighbor or passerby's attention. ] Do you live around here?!

🍸 DEC 5th
[ Ray naturally can't help but follow the crowds, curious to investigate whatever it is they're gathering for, which-- okay, he can appreciate the HHA's adorable looking rep, but the rest he only pays as much attention to as he needs, listening for any significant name drops or information that helps him understand more about where he is (and, ideally, why and how he's there).

... But no, the Mayor's speech, while certainly informative on some level, doesn't do much to tell Ray anything new. He remains fidgety from the cold and simple irritation, growing increasingly restless, but the sight of the massive lit up tree admittedly tamps down the worst of his sour mood.
]

Oh, wow-- [ God, he's a sucker for holiday festivities. Although... ] Wait, it isn't even a real tree?

[ Hard to tell at first, but upon closer look it's definitely aluminum. He wrinkles his nose, suddenly reconsidering his initial reflex to line up and buy his own-- if not for his wooden hand and leg braces he might consider taking it upon himself to go cut down his own, but unfortunately there's no possible way he could 1) wield an axe effectively, or 2) get the damn thing home, even if he did somehow chop it down.

Ray sighs, muttering to his neighbor:
]

Damn things are just tacky, don't you think?

🍸 A mysterious village
[ The door Ray had been trying to walk through was, funnily (and perhaps luckily) enough, his own front door, meaning that once he steps out into the surprisingly out-of-place winter wonderland he is at least not dressed completely inappropriately; the weather isn't as cold as what he's used to, at least, though a scarf and sweater isn't quite robust enough against the sudden frigid chill of snow. Heaps of the stuff. ]

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[ But the charm of the quaint little village isn't lost on him, as much as he hates to admit it while everything else is still a big ol' fat question mark. He wanders past the ice skaters with a wistful look on his face, limping with his cane too obviously to go out onto the ice and join them, but even having only one good hand he can at least make a fancy garland or gingerbread house or two (join him, why don't you!), pick up some ornaments and candy canes, enjoy the refreshments, hot chocolate and mulled wine.

(Oh, right, and drop in a letter to Santa. Please, he cannot deal with all strangeness unarmed.) (No pun intended.)

Overall not the worst way to spend a winter's day, even if Ray feels moderately ashamed of enjoying himself so frivolously under the circumstances. What else can he do, though, but keep exploring until some answers begin to fall out...?
]

🍸 THE MAYOR HAS INVITED YOU...
[ Similarly, Ray feels guilty (but only a little) about looking forward to the Mayor's gala, but he tries to take comfort in the fact that there's really no alternative here-- he can investigate and also have a good time, or he can be a miserable, humorless bastard about the whole thing. Frankly, if there's anything being a spy for a shitty, shitty agency has taught Raymond Gillette, it's that if you can afford to enjoy yourself a little during a mission, then why the fuck wouldn't you?

Exactly.

That said, he hadn't been counting on the dress code. Red or green makes for an absolutely hideous suit. Bell-hop chic, if you will. He selects the most tasteful outfit he can find among the HHA loaners and prepares himself to grin and bear it for the evening, wandering off to take full advantage of the refreshments and try (unsuccessfully) to see what the policemen are guarding.

As he sips on punch, Ray can't help but wrinkle his nose at the weird display the Mayor puts on in his Santa suit, but comments:
]

Wait, is this really a dry event? Did no one think to sneak in a flask?

[ He didn't, but only because he assumed there'd be champagne or something...... God, now he's going to have to track down Archer or something if he wants any booze while he's here, which is just great. Ray contemplates his options while he angrily crunches down on a pickle.

But otherwise he'll mingle as inconspicuously as he can, starting up conversation -- compliments of attire, wry commentary about the evening or even month so far, casual small talk that won't necessarily give him away as probing -- when he can to see if it yields anything interesting, though as the evening goes on the veneer of subtlety might slip more and more.
]
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obligatory shopping montage (for ray)

[personal profile] demonicmiracle 2020-12-02 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Making friends is a weird concept, Crowley tends not to bother with it all that much, when humans die so quickly. But he's stuck here for the foreseeable future, and he'll lose his mind if Aziraphale is the only non-Stepford person he interacts with, and Ray has been decent company so far, which leads to Crowley texting ("texting", on that awful little watch) him to see if Ray wants to join him on a little jaunt to the shops.

There's a gala to prepare for, after all.

He suggests to meet around three in the afternoon at the department store, a good a place as any to start, and turns up there... roughly on time. Only a few minutes late; he still hasn't gotten the hang of not being able to drive at horrendous speeds. He's dressed a little more Katharine Hepburn today, and gives Ray a little wave when he spots him.]


Hey, sorry, turns out parking's a nightmare this time of day. Something about the kids getting out of school, I've no clue.

[Other things he's never had to worry about: finding parking. Being human is terrible.]