I would like to request, if at all possible, although I will very much understand if you are unable to grant this request due to the limited availability of: a 1926 Bentley, black.
I do believe nothing would make my wife happier, and it would certainly aid in our adjusting to this wonderful new life we've found here.
[This is ridiculous. But if there's one thing Aziraphale's good at, and has experience with, it's pandering.
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Dear Santa,
I would like to request, if at all possible, although I will very much understand if you are unable to grant this request due to the limited availability of: a 1926 Bentley, black.
I do believe nothing would make my wife happier, and it would certainly aid in our adjusting to this wonderful new life we've found here.
[This is ridiculous. But if there's one thing Aziraphale's good at, and has experience with, it's pandering.
Merry
FuckthisChristmas.]