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logsville2021-01-31 03:45 pm
( OPEN ) FEBRUARY CATCH-ALL
Who: peter parker & carmilla karnstein & hopefully you!!!
When: the month of february (i am a little early)
Where: all over!
What: just a catch all for my two running through the month! check inside for open prompts.
Warnings: carmilla can think about some dark stuff on occasion but nothing planned at the moment. warnings will be in toplevel comments if they come up!

PETER PARKER.
PERMISSIONS. | INBOX. | APP.

CARMILLA KARNSTEIN.
PERMISSIONS. | INBOX. | APP.
WANT SOMETHING MORE PERSONALIZED? CATCH ME AT
MEOWED OR PM, OR USE THE WILDCARD OPTION!
STARTERS BELOW.
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When: the month of february (i am a little early)
Where: all over!
What: just a catch all for my two running through the month! check inside for open prompts.
Warnings: carmilla can think about some dark stuff on occasion but nothing planned at the moment. warnings will be in toplevel comments if they come up!

PETER PARKER.
PERMISSIONS. | INBOX. | APP.

CARMILLA KARNSTEIN.
PERMISSIONS. | INBOX. | APP.
WANT SOMETHING MORE PERSONALIZED? CATCH ME AT
STARTERS BELOW.
↓↓↓

OPEN PROMPTS. (MAR)
HAPPY FAMILIES.
TOPSY-TURVY.
prompt a.
What was going on here? A quick inspection of the room shows his clothes already there, almost as if something had simply moved all of his gear from one place to the other. Had the town done this? Had he been taken somewhere once again without knowing about it? That has his blood running cold and Anduin quickly changes into his clothes before leaving the room, short blond hair still somewhat tousled.
Everything looks quiet for now and Anduin is loathe to admit he's a little curious. There doesn't seem to be any of the hostility from the last event and he relaxes a little as the young King heads towards the kitchen. If no-one is there he'll just get a glass of water and then contact Wrathion to let him know what was —
Anduin jumps when someone comes out of nowhere, demanding to know what was going on and Anduin certainly can't blame them for that question, sighing and rubbing his chest. One day this place will actually kill him.]
I woke up here. I take it this is your home?
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( home is such a romantic, whimsical, emotional term. Carmilla isn't sure she even remembers what having a home is like. so no, this isn't home. but it is hers, and hers alone since her "husband" vanished. she was definitely enjoying it that way, which makes the random blonde teenager in her kitchen especially annoying.
she doesn't move from her place in front of the fridge. she eyes him, trying to place him, from around town or at the incessant brunch she was dragged to. he doesn't seem familiar, but he's also clearly not a brainless town resident. and to be fair she hasn't paid much attention to her fellow abductees, not recognizing him makes sense. )
Don't tell me you're in all the creepy pictures now. ( at first they'd all been her and the weirdo she was supposed to be married to. then they'd switched to just her, which had made her seem bizarrely self centered AND oddly fixated on going through empty motions, as all the pictures looked like family portraits and events, only she was the only one present. if he's in the pictures now, that likely means something bigger is going on than some random switcheroo that could be quickly resolved. )
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There's a moment of silence as Anduin studies Carmilla, openly curious about who they even are and what their story is. Being forced into a family unit is a pain but Anduin simply knows it's an opportunity to know of someone else's world. There's just the notion that they have to act the part in public, though Anduin hasn't been asked by anyone where his father was since the man had vanished out of existence. He sincerely hopes the guy found his way home.]
Well then, I shan't tell you that I'm in all the creepy pictures with you now. [ There's a hint of a smile when Anduin says it, the young man unable to help answering back as such.]
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which is another layer of annoying — of course she'd have meticulously controlled how she presented herself to this stranger intruding in her space, given the opportunity. and from now on she won't have the same freedoms she had before, having to keep her guard up even behind closed doors.
if she can't get rid of him ASAP, that is. his attempt at humor doesn't get him anywhere, and Carmilla wrinkles her nose in obvious annoyance, before bouncing straight to her next question. ) Who were you stuck with before? We'll just send you back. Wait, is anyone else in the picture? ( because she's mildly realized that he might not be the only unwelcome addition to the portraits decorating all the walls, and feels compelled to go make sure she hasn't inherited a new husband. she can't leave him in the kitchen, though, because he was heading for a stranger's fridge even before she ambushed him. she grabs his arm and none too subtly herds him toward the hall to find a picture, and there's obvious relief in the set of her shoulders to actually see it.
she's putting a cake in front of him, holding a bizarrely blonde baby (considering she's dark haired and dark eyed), slicking a bandage over a skinned knee. tousling hair on the first day of school. she's not exactly jumping for joy to have him transplanted in her house, but at least he's not supposed to be her husband. ) You got a name, or just sass?
( don't sass your momma, Anduin!!! how dare you! )
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I was with James Mace but they have been gone a while now. [ Before Anduin can elaborate he's being dragged into the hall to look at the pictures and just seeing them is jarring enough for Anduin to fall silent. Such supposed cherished memories, all ones that the young King knows he would have shared with his father. This place almost mocks it, mocks the fact his own mother had died when he was a baby and that has his lips momentarily thinning before he gives himself an internal shake.]
Anduin Wrynn. Yourself?
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she hadn't ever thought to want to be a mother, and thusly has no strong convictions about the falsified memories painted across the wall. it's still uncomfortable, though, in the uncanny valley sense. looking at herself happy, taking care and consideration in a life that wasn't her own or beneficial to her. of course that's bound to be disconcerting, but thankfully not viscerally disturbing. she can handle a fake kid, though hopefully she can ditch him fast.
though, that idea seems less likely, with the idea he already had a parent that up and disappeared. sounds familiar. )
Carmilla. ( would this make him a Karnstein, or was she still stuck with Ian's name, despite the fact he'd been gone longer than he'd been around? ) I'll drive you over. If the house is still empty, I don't see why you couldn't stay there. If anyone asks we can tell them you've left the nest.
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[ Only a small hint of bitterness there. Anduin has had it with this place doing shit when he's least expecting it. At first he'd thought that going through a door and ending up under some ice in the lake had been the worst and then things had simply escalated. He supposes waking up in a new house with a new parent isn't that bad, but he can understand how uncomfortable it must be for Carmilla who had been minding their own business before walking in to all of this.]
I don't mind going over there but I get the feeling that the house will either not be there or someone else could be living in it. This place does like it's games.
[ Anduin looks at the photos again, this time somewhat thoughtful as he mulls something over. He grew up without a mother (though his father and others often spoke fondly of her). It isn't as if he needs one now and Anduin nods to himself as if coming to some kind of decision. The smile he gives Carmilla is small, but honest.]
Don't worry, I am not expecting you to be a parent, I am quite capable of looking after myself.
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she supposes things are bound to get worse the longer she stays here, what with the mass kidnapping and surgical experimentations that went around a little while ago. keeping her head down and her disinterest obvious is apparently not enough to absolve her of the town's shenanigans, which is annoying, because that's her usual strategy to keep her head above water and the rest of her out of the crossfire. )
It's worth a shot. I liked having my own space as much as you did, I'm sure. Actually, probably more. ( and if it is occupied, well... believe it or not (and many people wouldn't), she's not quite so heartless to leave someone homeless because she doesn't like to share. and not just because she suspects the Santa Rosita police force would forcibly return her not-son if she banished him to sleeping on park benches.
his offer that he doesn't expect her to be a mother earns a husky laugh. ) There wasn't much of a chance of mothering either way, but I do appreciate the carte blanche on neglecting you.
happy families (b)!
until she said fucking, ah yes, that's all he needed to hear. well, not falco. his beeping little friend that wails harshly to censor the vampire's mouth! the boy winces and squeaks when the sound only eases off by a pinch, and by then carmilla might just know who it is without needing to turn her head. ]
Ack—! [ the single glass that was enjoying a flight in circles before him falls with a sharp crack as glass scatters. of course, he's just missing the jaw extensions, good as new and looking as normal as a boy should. he doesn't even have the scars to prove it happened. ] O-oh, no—
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sadly, there are also people outside of her house, in addition to inside of it. so it's really picking the lesser of two evils, and she's not interested in dealing with townies today. she lifts onto her elbows to turn and look at the incessant beeping, and her expression colors with familiarity. )
Oh. It's you. ( of all the strangers ambling around her house unwelcome, Falco isn't the worst. ) Even swearing does it, huh? ( the beeping, she means. the couch tilts uncomfortably, like trying to tip a cat out of their bed even as they petulantly refuse to notice gravity. )
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[ before the poltergeist gets ideas. ]
i SWORE i replied to this ?? and yet ??? ? ??
( she slinks off the couch with catlike grace, apparently possessing a skill in navigating hauntings that one wouldn't have anticipated. this isn't letting the ghost win, all right, because Carmilla is too petulant to hand over a victory when she's dug her heels in. it's just that she has something better to do and that makes the ghost the loser, not her.
almost as if to spite her, the couch settles gently back on the floor once she's abandoned it. Carmilla does not dignify the insult with a response. ) Knock it off with the miss. And get a broom before you slice your hands up.
( Carmilla has never used it personally but surely there's one floating around here somewhere. maybe literally, depending on if her poltergeist has hit the kitchenette yet. )
dw is spooky
Yes— Okay. [ he was about to say "ma'am", assuming that also falls under the "miss" formality— he's knocking it off and scurrying off to find the broom with a soft "excuse me" as he explore the rest of the house leading to the kitchen. and there it is: just out of his reach. falco tries for a stretched reach on his toes first, ] You seem to be doing, [ he hops and would've caught it; the ghost finds it funny to lift the handle just out of his reach again. ] alright with these—
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This s... stuff happens all the time back at home. ( is that too leading? maybe, maybe not. this sort of thing was not at all weird at Silas, though granted, Silas was a hotspot for supernaturals thanks to her mother's residency as Dean and tendency to tuck powerful creatures under her wings for delegation purposes.
she plucks the broom from the air (and has to tug at the resistance trying to keep it aloft) before she hands it to Falco. ) You're like the 8th spontaneous intruder in the past three days. Strangers in and out without warning is way more annoying than a haunting.
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I wonder if we could lock our doors— or keep them all open . . . [ but that would mean they'd have to still, like. interact with the frame that transported them from the bathroom to the supermarket. ] Ghosts happen—?
[ it's important to know. ]
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Sure. Ghosts, hauntings, crow attacks, giant mushrooms that turn people into zombies. If Silas University crops up as a college option, cutie, do yourself a favor and don't bother.
( it at least means she's more or less used to weird bullshit going on around her, though Carmilla has yet to adopt a complete indifference to it. she's used to weird shit, but that doesn't mean she enjoys it. especially when it results in strangers waltzing through her house when they meant to be walking into school. no offense, Falco. )
What, that sort of stuff not a thing for you back home?
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There're stories . . . But not the real thing. [ as far as he knows— he's never seen a dead person. ] Some people can turn into titans back home.
[ he wouldn't have otherwise mentioned it, but while they're talking about weird and unwanted things . . . ! ]
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As far as you know, anyway. ( as a supernatural creature herself, she knows that most magical and undead things don't usually declare themselves as such. at least not to humans, if they can help it. but she doesn't point that out, because that phrasing is sort of telling, isn't it? and surprise, Falco, you have seen a dead person! hi.
she squints slightly at the mention of titans, curious enough to press further. ) Titans? We talking like greek mythology?
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No, [ he's actually had this class! interesting, but not the same. ] they're not Gods. They were people, like . . . [ falco remembers something that pings better. ] Zombies. They eat humans.
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What made them? An angry god? A curse? Some horrific mutation? ( is it weird to be so openly curious about cannibalistic monsters? uh, maybe! but color her curious, anyway. game respects game. )
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A lot of the stories we’re told say that one of our descendants made a pact with the devil— And others say she came in contact with something strange. [ marley had its sources, but one thing was certain, as he brings himself up to his feet and holds the pan close to his waist to look for the garbage, ] We don’t really know what, but . . . It’s kind of like a curse.