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Who: Chief of Police Dale Harding and YOU
When: January 16th — February 1st
Where: Throughout town
What: Santa Rosita's very dignified chief of police makes some very dignified appearances around town, meeting and greeting some very undignified people.
Warnings: Language, alcohol abuse, one man's poor life choices.

You don't realize it yet, but this will all make sense. )
righteously: (¹⁵ I sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀᴅ ᴍᴏᴏɴ ᴀ-ʀɪsɪɴɢ)

ʙᴇᴀᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍʏ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ I'ᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟɪᴏɴ-ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ (ᴄʟᴏsᴇᴅ)

Who: Dean Winchester & James Mace
What: Probably being curmudgeons at one another.
When: 2nd week of December
Warnings: Blanket warnings for Dean are violence, adult language, alcoholism, suicidal themes.

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