Look, let's me a deal: you don't turn me in, I don't tell anyone you're wandering the streets pointing guns at innocent truants.

[He's got a smile, he's raising his eyebrows, really leaning in with the whole charm he's convinced he's got, but always made his friends back home roll their eyes.]

Also I'm fresh from a school for delinquent youth. Hearing about terrible parents is my specialty, if that sweetens the deal. Just don't tell me you're another chronic masturbation case. I already know too much about too many in that category.