( while Carmilla can quite convincingly blend into the population like a picture of a 60s housewife (maybe a little on the dour side, but supposedly she's in mourning), but the second she opens her mouth it's a lot harder to sell. she sure doesn't talk like a townie. and honestly, "porn" is pretty tame for her. )
Sweetie, anything with the corset bursting on the cover is not about the 'romance'. ( she'll give him that one for free. this one seems to be about a pirate, she has to guess that's what the eye patch is about. she does seem to buy that he wasn't intentionally looking for porn, if only because he has to be like 10. )
Try Austen or Brontè. Those are classics. This is just gross. ( that said, she levels a serious look his way, eyes narrowed. ) What's the beeping? A radio? ( she is not going to be detracted, especially when the beeps have only gotten worse since the conversation started. is this little worm recording her somehow??? because she can and will wrestle with a child to break his recording device. )
you asked for the monster i promise i will make you regret it
Sweetie, anything with the corset bursting on the cover is not about the 'romance'. ( she'll give him that one for free. this one seems to be about a pirate, she has to guess that's what the eye patch is about. she does seem to buy that he wasn't intentionally looking for porn, if only because he has to be like 10. )
Try Austen or Brontè. Those are classics. This is just gross. ( that said, she levels a serious look his way, eyes narrowed. ) What's the beeping? A radio? ( she is not going to be detracted, especially when the beeps have only gotten worse since the conversation started. is this little worm recording her somehow??? because she can and will wrestle with a child to break his recording device. )