[There's no way this can go on for a whole year, right? If he says something like that, though, it's going to sound strange. But for time to keep going forward, in one straight line, long enough for a year to pass...]

That'll give me plenty of time to get Papyrus to help me figure out how to rig one of those boxes to explode glitter. [How to not win friends or influence people.] Wish they'd just tell us straightforward-like why we're here.