( Peter can't help but turn a little red at her teasing. there's plenty of reasons for it — first, being called out as a terrible liar is at least a bit embarrassing. the whole how i raised you thing, because it's super uncomfortable to have not-parents when you're an orphan. also, she's incredibly gorgeous, which is... awkward on another level. Peter isn't used to having a mom, much less a hot mom. it's been taking some getting used to.

actually, that implies he's gotten used to it even a little. Peter has not gotten used to it whatsoever. )

S-sorry? ( is he sorry? should he really apologize for not being good at lying? also, ) Are you... judging my ability to lie right now? ( is that's what is happening? well, Aunt May would never do that for sure. does a great job of differentiating his new parental influences. he's not mad, exactly, more incredulous. ) C'mon, that's a good excuse to snoop around, isn't it? Did I just not sell it well enough?