[What isn't wrong with steam, he wants to say. Loud, constantly in motion, with those puffs and gusts that make so many clothing experiences so much more complicated... But there's other things to focus on here.]

The very same!! Sometimes they tell the same stories... but with all kinds of special effects. You know what they say: a picture's worth a thousand words. So a story of a hundred pictures...

[Well, he's sure she can do the math.]