Why would I see a doctor —

[Wait, if he's coming up with stupid advice, maybe he doesn't know what a Stand is?

Okuyasu relaxes his stance - only a little - and imagines what his brother would do in this situation. The answer immediately comes as "beat him up and possibly try to stab him," so he moves onto "what would Josuke do?"]

Okay, so maybe you're tellin' the truth. I still don't know where we are or if this newspaper is real or not.