[god, and how they'll bond over that if it ever comes up. malory and gothel would undoubtedly be best friends, and that says it all, really.]

I didn't say I was evil, dumbass. [then again he doesn't really think he's all that bad, either.] Whatever, it's not a self-esteem thing. I mean, I think I'm doing pretty well in that department.

[a driver goes past and archer flips him off for not giving way.]

You might wanna put your seatbelt on, [he says, and that's all the warning she gets before he HITS THE THROTTLE BAYBEEEE]