[At least he accepts it.]

If I had to guess... [Which she's been doing since she woke up in this American Dream Nuclear Family fever dream.] The rules of this place are, you need to fit in as closely as possible. You know, always smile, take part in activities.

[She moves to stand, sliding an inch out onto the ice. By all accounts, she looks like a wobbly foal.]

And normally, I'd be fine with following customs, but ehhh...