[ That catches Ray off-guard enough to surprise a laugh out of him, vaguely horrified by the mental image. ]

I was thinkin' more like colored lights. And, you know, ornaments. Maybe even a little bit of tinsel... [ Although tinsel might be pushing it, actually. ] Spray paint's just gonna look tacky and cheap.

As will flames, um, no offense.

[ A little offense meant. Sometimes it's needed. ]