[and for a brief, horrifying second before his eyes adjust, archer really, honestly thinks he might've broken in on his mother. same dress sense, about the same height and build. it's for the best he realises he hasn't-- he straightens up and casts a critical eye over the (sadly familiar) scene.]
Are you gonna stab me or not? Because that would be kind of shitty of you.
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Are you gonna stab me or not? Because that would be kind of shitty of you.
[says the man who just broke into her house.]