[ Wolfe's eyes flash with impatience when the other man mockingly imitates him—he's honestly pretty damn intimidating, though the effect is probably wasted on Crowley—but he's dealt with such mockery before. He can and will again. ]

Of course not. There's no such thing as coincidence.

My point is that this is not our Earth, whether it's a parallel universe or a pocket dimension. You can't apply the laws of the natural world here. For all we know, these doors transport us because you flicked the light switch one too many times and the resulting electromagnetic fields adversely affected the quintessence moving through your door.