[Crowley would agree with most of those points, not that he really has much of a type.]

Well, now I know why you've not hit on me. No one's ever accused me of being outdoorsy.

[He got rugged in the way that meant Barbarian when he first popped into Rome, having come fresh from Gaul, but that's neither here nor there. Also clearly that's the only thing stopping Ray from hitting on him, and not literally everything else about who Crowley is as a person.

Mostly, he's just being a shit.]

If Paul Bunyan shows up, though, I'll give him your number.

[Why is anyone friends with him.]