What spit-roasted hanukkah stepford bullcrap is going on here? How about for Christmas we get some real friggin answers for a change? If I get one more jello mold I'm gonna burn this mother to the ground. How about a portal back home, or my freakin car, or my own damn clothes? A damn cell phone? Hell, you know what, since we're getting crazy here, gimme a drunk monkey in a cowboy hat riding a horse.
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Nick
Can I call you Nick?
Nick,
What spit-roasted hanukkah stepford bullcrap is going on here? How about for Christmas we get some real friggin answers for a change? If I get one more jello mold I'm gonna burn this mother to the ground. How about a portal back home, or my freakin car, or my own damn clothes? A damn cell phone? Hell, you know what, since we're getting crazy here, gimme a drunk monkey in a cowboy hat riding a horse.
happy freakin holidays
-DW
[ clothes from home being the actual ask ]