Oh, I've met him! He liked my dress. [Huaisang grins cheerfully at having Ray Gilette recommended to him. Small world. Or, well, small neighborhood in this case.] I appreciate the recommendation and I will inquire with him about adulterous activities right away.

If I meet any adulterously-inclined housewives, I'll be sure to recommend them to you in return. I haven't yet had the opportunity to meet any of the other housewives. Just the local ones who make every food with gelatin. I joined one of their book clubs.