[Yeah, it's definitely weird to hear "wife". But it's not real, so Sans isn't going to dwell on it too seriously.] Can't believe you didn't invite me to the wedding. But I guess I didn't invite you to mine, either, so. [So Sans now has someone living at his house, too! And Sans being married is way weirder than it being Papyrus. He drops the picture on a table as he follows Papyrus to the kitchen.]
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