( Good news, he's doing absolutely nothing to hide his letter. There's a lovely gap between his shoulder and the table he's bent over, and his handwriting is enthusiastically, bitchily large. )

Yeah, well, wish I could say this was only like my second time wandering in but...

( A little shake to his head, and he scrawls out a messy signature. )

This dumbass has been here like 47 times.

( Which is a huge exaggeration, but you get the point. )