[This judgmental staring persists a minute, before he finally sighs.]
Either you're the ballsiest robber I ever met, or you're in the wrong house, idiot.
[He makes a tch sound, then.]
Sit down already before you fall and crack your head on the damn tiles. I ain't callin' 119 for you.
[This is a lie. If he were reasonably confident emergency services even existed here and Archer cracked his head on the tiles, he would definitely do it. But a man's gotta uphold an image okok.]
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Either you're the ballsiest robber I ever met, or you're in the wrong house, idiot.
[He makes a tch sound, then.]
Sit down already before you fall and crack your head on the damn tiles. I ain't callin' 119 for you.
[This is a lie. If he were reasonably confident emergency services even existed here and Archer cracked his head on the tiles, he would definitely do it. But a man's gotta uphold an image okok.]
Y'want coffee?