Pfft, neighborhood watch. Please.

[ she's far beyond the level of thieves a neighborhood watch would catch, even without the expensive equipment and catsuit. but selina can't exactly imagine these people have anything worth stealing and she's not about to commit a B&E just for funsies.

unable to get a good night's sleep with a stranger in her house and having nothing better to do the past few nights, selina's already got the town mapped out in her head. she stays a step ahead of him, practically leading him back to his own house. ]

Oh, you poor thing. Your well-traveled rich boy tastes must be so offended having to slum it like this. How are you managing, living off all those terrible Jello molds? Are you keeping the kid fed? Because you do need to feed and water them and point 'em at the sun every once in a while.

[ she's had her horde of alleytown kids for five seconds and suddenly she's an expert, apparently. ]

Thankfully my "husband" knows how to take care of himself, though the jury's still out on whether he can be trusted to do so responsibly.