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TRANQUILIZERS ([personal profile] robbies) wrote in [community profile] logsville2020-12-01 06:00 pm

DECEMBER 2020 EVENT - PART 1


CHAPTER ONE, PART 1: A HOLLY JOLLY HOLIDAY

Do you hear what I hear?


DECEMBER 5th | A MYSTERIOUS VILLAGE | THE MAYOR HAS INVITED YOU...

DECEMBER 5th

Don’t you hate to be the last to know?

Out of the windows of your brand new homes, you spot families trotting along in their happy, nuclear units. Stores and restaurants have closed early—on main street, where jingle bells hang from every door, the only souls to be seen are heading toward the town hall, where wreaths hang around the stone lions’ necks. A stage, awash in string lighting, has been erected with three chairs sitting empty behind a podium. Policemen with their smiles and baby-blues stand guard before it; they too are not allowed beyond the velvet ropes. Twenty feet tall—near to reaching the tip-top of the clock tower—a mass is hidden by black tarps. This is the most guarded of all, ringed by no less than twelve junior policemen standing vigil around the clock.

At sundown, you start to see what’s to come.

As the crowd swells, bundled in their coats and scarves, the ladies with silk scarves drawn around their perfectly coiffed hairstyles, three figures take to the stage:
Chief of Police, Dale Harding, who must constantly slip away and bend his ear to listen to one of his boys, giving orders with long sighs, firm words, and grumbles as he takes his seat again. Occasionally one sees a flash of silver moving from his lapel up to his lips, but surely that must only be his policeman’s badge that he kisses, because he loves his town so very, very much!

The Happy Homes Association—or at least, their junior representative. Her bright and shining pin of office sits hidden behind the tremendous fruit basket poised upon her lap, where green and scarlet cellophane cannot quite hide the fruitcake inside the way it does her name. How does she keep her teeth so white and her lipstick so clean and red? Subscribe to their newsletter and read Cathy’s Cosmetic Can-Dos! column to find out!
Mayor Phillip Clarke—well, Phil to his friends. He takes his place at the podium, his top hat inky black, leather gloves oiled and bright, and draws all the town’s breathless attention. He taps the microphone. Once—the crowd inhales—twice—their eyes shine as they look up—three times

“Gooooood evening, Santa Rosita!”

The crowd goes wild as Clarke bellows. Eventually, he raises both arms and gestures for them to quiet down.

“I want to thank each and every one of you for coming out, especially on a school night!” Like the admonishing parent, he wags a knowing finger at several teens in the crowd. “Believe you me, on a night like this, I know how tempting it is to stay home and curl up on the couch with a good book. And,” he adds with a wink to a woman in the front of the crowd, “maybe some of Margie's famous hot chocolate.”

Laughter ripples through the crowd. Again, Clarke patiently waits until they’re finished before continuing, “But that's exactly what makes our little town so special. No matter the time, every day of the week there's always someone out there who will sacrifice something for the better of the community. Be it the energy to get this terrific tree set up—” he gestures to the tree, “—the patience to string twenty yards of lights up—which, I might add, have been generously donated by our pals at Honeybees—or even just time.”

Clarke’s tone turns solemn, but his face remains fixed in a winning smile. “Santa Rosita isn't just a town. It's a family. Each and every one of you out here tonight is a valued member. Even all you new faces out there!” He points to several newcomers in the crowd in what might almost be an accusatory manner if not for the smile on his face. “Don't think I can't see you! Tonight, you have become part of that family. Santa Rosita is your home now. It's through our traditions that we endure, and it's my sincerest wish that you, all of you, will join together with us and help us keep them alive for years to come.”

The crowd applauds, everyone turning to face the new families. As Harding takes a swig from a flask he pulls out of his pocket and the HHA representative continues to beam at the audience with her too-white smile, Clarke fully turns to the tree and pumps his fist in the air, riling the crowd back up.

“And now, without further ado, let's RING. IN. THE HOLIDAYS!”
As his words come to a close, at last the tarp is pulled away—revealing twenty feet of pure, polished, brilliant...

...aluminium christmas tree.

Quick as the busy bees they are, the Happy Homes Association is there to announce that you can buy both table-sized and home-use duplicates for your own homes! The cost is $8 for the little ones and $18.50 for the big trees—get your wallets ready!

As the crowd stampedes toward their own tiny and/or six-foot silver replicas, the three figures on the stage are hurried away. The HHA representative presents their gift basket to the Mayor. He kisses her on both cheeks, rubbing his belly in anticipation of the deliciousness to come, and hurries on. Chief Harding takes the rear, casting back a sour look, and before you have a chance to see if the three could answer any questions, the stage is empty again.

...well, get in line! You want those trees too, don’t you?

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A MYSTERIOUS VILLAGE

The days are getting colder and the entire town seems to be getting into the holiday spirit, between the tree lighting ceremony and the decorations your neighbors are putting up. But something seems to want you to get into the Christmas spirit as well—you haven’t done anything out of the ordinary, but when you open the door, you’re met by a burst of frigid air carrying the scents of gingerbread and peppermint on it.

Stepping through the door, you are not in Santa Rosita any more.

Well, technically, you are; you’re just down by Rose Garden Park, before the Old Growth starts. But it’s not where you thought you were going, and it doesn’t resemble the normal streets of suburbia now. You’ve stepped into a charming Christmas village, packed with all sorts of fun winter activities and sights to see! The ground is covered in pure white snow that never seems to melt into slush, and the sounds of high, sweet jingle bells fill the air as a team of reindeer haul a sleigh past. Maybe that’s Santa’s sleigh they’re pulling?
As you walk into the village, a red pole demands your attention, placed in such a way that no one can miss it. A letter is attached to it:

’Twas the month before Christmas and all through the town
The people were smiling; there was nary a frown!
They entered my village, all brimming with cheer
And knew that quite soon, old St. Nick would be here
There's skating and snowmen and light shows galore
There's even a place to make wreaths for your door!
But somewhere inside there's a mailbox to find
And Santa may bring you what's most on your mind…

As the letter suggests, the village is full of hustle and bustle. Santa’s elves—Robbies decked out in red and green costumes with matching tights and jingle bell boots—are everywhere, making sure that there’s always plenty of holiday treats available for visitors to eat and drink. The nearby pond is iced over and the elf manning the ice skate exchange station seems to be able to guess your perfect size with a glance, while reindeer racing courses have been set up encircling the village. All of the buildings and many of the trees have been lined with lights, warm and bright, and there are stations set up where visitors can make garlands or wreaths to take back with them to the real world.

The real world? Yes, of course—that boring place with work and school and vacuuming! Though the door you initially walked through may have turned into a station for making gingerbread houses, you can hoof it back to your home in Shadyside at any time. The public library is just that way, past the baseball diamond! Any time you open a door, however, you run a risk of finding that it leads back to the village, where the elves are waiting to ensure you enjoy your visit. You can try to close the door and open it again, but who knows if your luck has changed?

The organizers of the village seem to be most insistent that you come and enjoy yourself—flyers are all around town, stuffed in your mailbox, and pinned on bulletin boards. Though some signs on lampposts seem as though they’ve been torn down in a huff, you still can spot them on Main Street: “Visit Santa Rosita’s Very Own Christmas Village!”

And visit it you will.

While the elves are happy to welcome visitors to their village, they also have to work. Christmas toys don’t build themselves, you know! The elves will point out Santa’s Workshop to you, where you can buy freshly made candy canes, charming ornaments for your new aluminum Christmas trees (you did buy one from the Happy Homes Association, didn’t you?), and other sundries and stocking stuffers. There’s even a German-style bar in the back serving hot chocolate and mulled wine—non-alcoholic, of course; this is a family event. Just outside of the workshop’s entrance is a mailbox, its post swirled red and white and wrapped in garlands. A small desk sits next to the mailbox with a stack of stationery, envelopes pre-addressed to Santa Claus at the North Pole, and pens on top.

At the top of the stationery, beside cutesy illustrations of hippos and children missing their front teeth, are the words, “What I want most for Christmas is…”

Why not write Santa a letter? What have you got to lose?

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THE MAYOR HAS INVITED YOU...

...to the annual Christmas gala, beginning at 4:00 pm sharp at Santa Rosita’s stately town hall! The invitation appears in your mailbox with just enough time for you to gather all your family and go shopping, because you certainly want to look your best. You simply must. The who’s who of the town will be there, all wearing their finest velvet dresses and shined black shoes. Be warned that the dress code will be strictly enforced by the Happy Home Association—only red and green allowed, or else it simply isn’t festive. Men in bright red or green suits - women sporting taffeta skirts in complementing shades - pinned corsages and matching handbags - no detail left untouched!

You wouldn’t want to be caught standing out from the crowd, would you? In the Mayor’s presence?

That might be a bad idea.

But the holidays do get the better of us sometimes, don’t they? The HHA understands, and if on the day of the party you have found yourself without a red or green garment, they have some loaners to wear. If you’ll simply follow Mrs. Jones down to the coat room, she can show you some options.

  • For the ladies (and female-presenting), they offer up beautiful green or red dresses as loaner. ”It matches the metal trees!” the coat clerk brightly tells you, her own dress as shimmery as they come.

  • For the gentlemen(ly presenting among you), fresh off the rack at the local Sears Roebuck department store, these fetching blazers are available, complete with matching trousers.

In front of you in line is someone who very clearly does not have the Christmas spirit flowing through them, judging by how they wish to argue with the HHA about these “loaner garments.” How rude! But don’t worry—when you see the once-irascible individual later by the punch bowl, there’s a glassy smile on their face and they’re decked out in jolly green and poppy red, happy as—well, a kid on Christmas morning.

Tables are laid out with food and drink aplenty. Even the sandwich loaf has made its effort to match the decor, as red poinsettias and holly berries dot the windows (careful children—they’re poisonous) and rich green pines occupy every corner. Move outside of the room and you’ll find nothing more than locked and darkened offices, with the occasional policemen and night guards shaking their fingers at you to go back and enjoy the party. This is a night to be merry and drink some mocktails, not to go through the filing!

Up by the fine wood paneling and brilliant metal tree stands the mayor himself. Looking dashing as Santa Claus, a cluster of parents flock nearby beaming as their child gets their photo taken with Mayor Clarke! That’s certainly going in the Christmas newsletter! Each of them has a little present—perfectly wrapped, just see Grandma’s Gift Wrapping Guide in this month’s HHA newsletter—to give to the Mayor for all his hard work this year.

You didn’t think that stack of presents by Santa’s chair was for him to pass out, did you?

Between music sets (graciously played by the Frederick Loren High School marching band), the Mayor stands—the hall falls silent, all the little cups and plates still in jolly hands. He has a speech to give you all, you fine citizens, faces old and new:

“Ho-ho-hi there, Santa Rosita! And how are we enjoying ourselves tonight? I see some of our new families were able to make it out tonight—is that Richard O’Reilly and the missus?” Using a hand to shade his eyes, Clarke squints into the throng of townspeople. “And Jim Astin with Lucy and little Susie! Wow. Isn’t that something?”

In the back of the room, Chief Harding pours himself a glass of punch, takes a sip, then reaches into his suit jacket for his flask.
“Now, in my house,” Clarke continues, “we have a rule not to open any presents until Christmas Day, but with all the ones I've gotten tonight, it's just too darn tempting.” Reaching down, he takes a box from the pile of gifts at his feet. “I think this one's a tackle box, and I'm pretty sure this—” he reaches down for another smaller box, “—is that electric razor I’ve had my eye on.” He shakes the box, chuckling, as the rest of the crowd joins him.

“But let's get serious for a moment.” Clarke’s expression turns thoughtful. “Although getting a truckload of Christmas presents is swell, do you want to know what the greatest gift you've given me is?” He pauses performatively, waiting for an answer from the crowd that never comes.

“The greatest gift you've all given me... is letting me serve you.”

In the back, Harding ditches the punch cup and just drinks straight from the flask.

“I'm honored to be here with you all tonight,” Clarke continues proudly, “just I am honored to be able to wake up every morning, look in the mirror and tell myself that I... am your mayor. Which is why I want to give something back to you. How many of you have already visited Santa's little village?”

There’s a round of cheering in the front of the audience from the many children in attendance with their parents. Clarke opens his arms wide.

“My idea! I decided that if I can't bring Santa Rosita to the North Pole, I'm going to bring the North Pole to Santa Rosita. Enjoy yourselves! Saint Nick's got a lot of work to do before Christmas. So be good, don’t pout, and for goodness sake—have fun!

The clapping threatens to take down the garlands hung from chandeliers. ”A fine orator!” “Reminds me of the war, when we heard Churchill over the radio. Why, Clarke gives him a run for his money, ha ha ha!”

A delightful HHA elf comes to replenish the pickle tree on the appetizer table, and the covers of Bing Crosby carry you away into the night.

Remember to stay until 9:00 pm, when the Santa Rosita Children’s Choir will start caroling!

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OOC INFO

Welcome to the first part of the event! You can use this entry to top-level for the event, but feel free to use the log and network communities as well.

A few things to keep in mind: Firstly, there is no return portal back into town once your character is teleported into the Christmas village. They will have to walk back on foot or get lucky and catch a ride from a helpful citizen.

Secondly, please be mindful of how your character interacts with the setting. While characters are welcome to explore the town and ask questions, Santa Rosita is still a happy little suburb in the 1960s, where appearances matter and acting too out of line from commonly accepted societal norms can come with their own unique consequences. We do not intend to punish players for their curiosity, but be aware that the townsfolk may not be so understanding of wanton disrespect for their ways!

And thirdly, the NPCs will not be available for interactions. At the party, Harding will leave early and Clarke will leave to handle other business. Santa does have a schedule to keep, after all.

Any questions can go in our FAQ thread below. Try to check and see if your question has already been answered on the plotting thread first here.

Remember--Part 2 of this event is coming December 15th!

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monomachy: buckybear @ ij (guy what takes his time)

[personal profile] monomachy 2020-12-13 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Diana laughs, a melodic sound from deep in her chest.]

I'll work on being less suspicious in the future.

[She looks down at herself, picking at the material of the dress for a moment.]

I would do almost anything for some jeans, or leggings. And a pair of sneakers. [She lifts a foot slightly, pointing to her kitten heels.] These are not ideal for much of anything.
feudalladyshandmaid: (Why)

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[personal profile] feudalladyshandmaid 2020-12-13 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Papyrus wasn't the only one that showed up looking less than impressive to the Gala. Luckily, everything was provided. Everything but answers - but hey, that's why we're here, isn't it?

Some of us. Like the young woman over here, dressed in one of the provided, green dresses; she looked not entirely like she enjoyed it, or maybe she was just trying to concentrate.
]

How would we even know what to get anyone?
sunborne: (417. - 🧭 - SO SHINY.)

[personal profile] sunborne 2020-12-13 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ seeing the guy not immediately gag is a good sign for the dried fruit thing. long as it isn't gelatin, daylight thinks he can give it a second chance.

(no. daylight does not know it's gelatin/jello. not yet at least. this poor man.) ]
That's good to hear. Glad there's something we can eat here without fear of gagging.

[ ... he quickly looks around, to make sure no one overhears his comment. ]

Soooo- Got any recommendations for these things? Never seen this stuff before so this is all new to me. [ he peers over the pile of dried pieces, curious about their shapes and colours. ]
undiagnosed: (pic#14468587)

[personal profile] undiagnosed 2020-12-13 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[he glances over at her a few times as he adjusts the seat, wiggling the steering wheel and generally just checking the interior out. archer's driven the car before, but-- it's not the one he's used to. he struggles a little with change, especially change like this.]

How do you have a boyfriend? You're, like, five. [archer says with a snort, rolling his eyes.] Look, we're supposed to be married so let's just keep the appearances at the basics so those extra freaky townspeople don't start asking questions. I've done cover stuff like this before, I know what to do.

[archer stops fidgeting for a moment and sighs, rubbing his face.]

It'll be fine, alright? If any of them start getting weird and pushy I'll deal with it. Otherwise you can... go and do whatever.
undiagnosed: (pic#14468853)

[personal profile] undiagnosed 2020-12-13 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh, he knows what that look is. honestly, he's amazed takame hasn't tried to stab him or anything yet. archer meets the look with an irritated scowl.]

Chet, [he answers immediately. it's easy for him to give fake names; he does it all the time.] Chet Manley.
sunborne: (390. - 🧭 - WILLING.)

[personal profile] sunborne 2020-12-13 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Weird? Says the one who just broke-

[ daylight stops dead in his attempts to make a quip upon hearing randy's advice/warning/heads-up. he blinks, a bit surprised, but nods in the end. ] ... Noted. Thanks for your concern, Randy. You- You stay safe too?

[ because, um, what else can he say? 'don't get caught??' ]
undiagnosed: (pic#14468746)

[personal profile] undiagnosed 2020-12-13 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's free of charge the first time. I'm expanding my client base, [he shoots back, cocking an eyebrow.] but you're obviously not interested so I'll just get going back out the way I came.
undiagnosed: (bisexual idiot jail)

[personal profile] undiagnosed 2020-12-13 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not concern. [he snaps irritably as he staggers into the hall.] It's desire not to be an accessory to fucked up cult stuff, dumbass.

[opening the front door, archer glances back for a moment.] Don't drink the Kool-Aid.

[then he's gone, slamming it behind him.]
Edited 2020-12-13 12:39 (UTC)
blackscales: Commission, Do Not Take! (9)

[personal profile] blackscales 2020-12-13 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Surprised that it's going well so far? What a delightfully interesting thing to say!

"Were you expecting something more?" he prompts, keeping an airy sort of curiosity about himself. No need to go straight for blood yet. "I have been informed there has been discontent. Ms Brown, for example, turned up in a dress considered extremely inappropriate and was asked to change. A second crime, apparently, after the desert she made for a block party failed to set."

A terrible scandal, to be sure, they were all quite amazed she even dared to show her face after that.
blackscales: Commission, Do Not Take! (3)

[personal profile] blackscales 2020-12-13 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Something they're planning to do with all that money?

What use is his money, he wonders, when they've provided him with accommodation? It's all so terribly strange.

"Or perhaps," he murmurs, "they have a reason to force those trees into everyone's homes."

Perhaps they aren't simply just trees.
hydraulics: burger king that is. have it ur way (king.)

[personal profile] hydraulics 2020-12-13 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Written in a no-nonsense, compact hand — ]

To: S. Claus

Haven’t believed in you since I was a toddler. Probably why you never got me any presents. O.K. — understandable. Not sure why my sisters got nothing, though. We didn’t even have a chimney, but they still thought it was you leaving presents every Christmas Eve. I had to pretend to be you for ten years, buddy.

Who am I kidding. You’re not real.

If you are, prove it. There’s a kid who lives with me. Get him whatever he asked for. Thanks.

From: J. Mace

P.S.
You wanna give me some workers comp for that decade of unpaid work, I’d be real grateful for a photograph of my crew. If you’re the real McCoy, you’d know exactly which one.


[ And a hasty post-script added sometime later, going slightly sprawled in its handwriting, as though mulled over and then tacked on quickly before he can think twice about it. JUST IN CASE. Just. In. Case. Who knows, right? If there’s teleporting doors fixed into this place ... ]
13thcommander: (glower)

[personal profile] 13thcommander 2020-12-13 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Sans: humans are awful in a lot of ways.]

Hence why I'll be going back and getting a tree of my own later.

[But... a smaller one. Less garish.]

A large group of random people that they're expecting to conform completely to their standards.

[Erwin shrugs with his free shoulder. None of it makes sense, and that's bugging him. But at least Sans recognizes and remembers him, so that's something.]
13thcommander: (depression smile)

[personal profile] 13thcommander 2020-12-13 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah.

[The smile that spreads across Erwin's face is completely unintentional and unguarded.]

Yes. That's my Levi.

[So this is Levi's new wife, who is, in fact, as tall as Erwin.]

I apologize in advance, then; you'll be seeing me around your house fairly often.
13thcommander: (meh)

[personal profile] 13thcommander 2020-12-13 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Erwin wasn't going to say it, but yeah, that's also definitely true.]

Which one?

[Erwin scans the crowd, looking for someone younger without even realizing it. If Levi called him a brat, then it's probably some teenager who reminded him of a recruit.]
13thcommander: (definitely 100% NOT a crazy person)

[personal profile] 13thcommander 2020-12-13 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Erwin can feel Papyrus thaw out a little at the mention of his brother, and so when he starts laughing, Erwin joins in. He is... very glad he doesn't live on Loomis Drive right now.]

Well then, since we're here anyway, perhaps we can find some more decorations for your tree? Just in case Sans brings home more lights to try and compete.

[Erwin Smith: completely not above fanning the flames of sibling rivalry. For someone who was an only child, there's a real streak of little brother in him.]
13thcommander: (deep sigh)

[personal profile] 13thcommander 2020-12-13 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[He won't. Erwin's handwriting was neat and legible before, but he has things on his mind besides his penmanship now. Just wait until he discovers typewriters, and then it's all over.]

Are you familiar at all with electricity? It hadn't yet been discovered where I come from, so it's still very new to me.

[Erwin has no problem admitting this; there's no shame, he's decided, in coming from a less technological world. It's not his fault this is all new, and he's learning.]
13thcommander: (bwuh?)

[personal profile] 13thcommander 2020-12-13 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It happened in your own home?

[Now that is something new, and Erwin is scratching it into his notebook when he notices what Daylight is wearing.]

... we need to find you some warmer clothing.

[That's not going to be enough to keep him warm, not at all, and those slippers aren't made for walking.]

You may end up looking a bit foolish, but at least you won't freeze.
ribticklers: (130)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2020-12-13 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if nobody acts as weird as some of the weirdos who're from here [such as the Robbies, not that Sans yet knows how to refer to them], you'd think they'd want people who're close enough to what they want. [...] Unless they're into a challenge.

[Unless them being very different is part of the point.]
sunborne: (381. - 🧭 - SURE JAN.)

[personal profile] sunborne 2020-12-13 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
One stand, coming right up! [ daylight grins and flashes her a thumbs up before he turns and heads off in a random direction.

he doesn't go too far- so kiara can see him approach a couple cooing over a small stand they nicked for themselves. he greets the pair cheerfully and, soon enough, is able to have what appears to be an engaging conversation with lots of gestures and concerned expressions aimed at them.

the couple listens with great interest, nodding now and then, and look at the stand they once looked at with such reverence. now, there was a bit more doubt in their expressions, little thoughtful frowns...

and whatever he says next seems to seal the deal for them. the man shakes daylight's hand, thanking him for something, as he takes the stand. daylight hurries back to kiara when he can, beaming all the while. ]


Here we are! Convinced the couple that they deserved something better when I started exaggerating the flaws of this one but- I think it'll do great for you.
sunborne: (423. - 🧭 - DAUNTLESS.)

[personal profile] sunborne 2020-12-13 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright then! Let's see if we get this thing in one piece. [ easier said than done, admittedly.

daylight examines the tinsely timber, eyes narrowed in concentration as he tries to think up some sort of gameplan. ]
... Do you know if this can be, like, taken apart or not? Or do we need to get creative here? Because I have an idea and it's kind of silly...
sunborne: (401. - 🧭 - RIGHT ON.)

[personal profile] sunborne 2020-12-13 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Daylight's eyes widen in shock, shock!, at what he hears. He places a hand over his heart - what a concept! he can't help but think with amusement and amazement. - and pretends to be doing his best to not swoon.

"It didn't set? And she was dressed inappropriately for the gala? What a mess!" Daylight shakes his head, trying to look disappointed as he struggles to not giggle through his next words, "I guess Ms. Brown better watch her back for the rest of the evening. Pretty sure the ladies from the Happy Homes Association will be keeping track of her movement."
ribticklers: (126)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2020-12-13 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sans, if anything, seems encouraged by it being silly.] I've got no idea, but we can give it a shot if it's funny enough.
freeflight: (092)

[personal profile] freeflight 2020-12-13 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that ending up in this mess of brats and creepy bastards is much better. [ Clearly Levi’s doing his duty as a total buzzkill. The whole portal thing is fucking spooky though, so he’s entirely unrepentant. ]

Too bad bitching about it won’t get us anywhere.
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: PUZZLING)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-12-13 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Papyrus turns at his brother's name, taking in the not-quite-familiar face and unsuitable footwear, then nods with a frown.]

Yes, yes I am! Did he bring you here too??

[It's a big accusation to fling at a guy who doesn't even seem to be here, but he knows his brother. Sure, Papyrus hasn't figured out how to get his own magic working, so there's no real reason to assume Sans has - but if Sans had, he would surely keep it secret long enough to pull one good prank with it.]
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: COLLEGE)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-12-13 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Some are here for answers, but others are here because it's expected... and it's easier, trying to figure out all the unspoken rules before more decaying decor enforcers appear, to follow the example of the Santa Rosita locals.

Still, it's nice to hear one of his own questions being asked aloud. Master Detective Papyrus takes in her (unusually) unsmiling face, the borrowed outfit, and the question she's asking... and concludes she's probably another newcomer to the lovely human-filled surface town.]


Oh, well. Maybe it's not as personal, as a gift for somebody we know well. But we could have brought some gelatin.

[You know, like the gifts the locals brought that first week or so? Not exactly a gift item that would box and wrap very well. But maybe that kind of mess-making is exactly the gift to give somebody who stares so intently at Christmas Tree lighting ceremonies. And, they could always make the excuse, it's so clearly traditional around here.]