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TRANQUILIZERS ([personal profile] robbies) wrote in [community profile] logsville2020-12-01 06:00 pm

DECEMBER 2020 EVENT - PART 1


CHAPTER ONE, PART 1: A HOLLY JOLLY HOLIDAY

Do you hear what I hear?


DECEMBER 5th | A MYSTERIOUS VILLAGE | THE MAYOR HAS INVITED YOU...

DECEMBER 5th

Don’t you hate to be the last to know?

Out of the windows of your brand new homes, you spot families trotting along in their happy, nuclear units. Stores and restaurants have closed early—on main street, where jingle bells hang from every door, the only souls to be seen are heading toward the town hall, where wreaths hang around the stone lions’ necks. A stage, awash in string lighting, has been erected with three chairs sitting empty behind a podium. Policemen with their smiles and baby-blues stand guard before it; they too are not allowed beyond the velvet ropes. Twenty feet tall—near to reaching the tip-top of the clock tower—a mass is hidden by black tarps. This is the most guarded of all, ringed by no less than twelve junior policemen standing vigil around the clock.

At sundown, you start to see what’s to come.

As the crowd swells, bundled in their coats and scarves, the ladies with silk scarves drawn around their perfectly coiffed hairstyles, three figures take to the stage:
Chief of Police, Dale Harding, who must constantly slip away and bend his ear to listen to one of his boys, giving orders with long sighs, firm words, and grumbles as he takes his seat again. Occasionally one sees a flash of silver moving from his lapel up to his lips, but surely that must only be his policeman’s badge that he kisses, because he loves his town so very, very much!

The Happy Homes Association—or at least, their junior representative. Her bright and shining pin of office sits hidden behind the tremendous fruit basket poised upon her lap, where green and scarlet cellophane cannot quite hide the fruitcake inside the way it does her name. How does she keep her teeth so white and her lipstick so clean and red? Subscribe to their newsletter and read Cathy’s Cosmetic Can-Dos! column to find out!
Mayor Phillip Clarke—well, Phil to his friends. He takes his place at the podium, his top hat inky black, leather gloves oiled and bright, and draws all the town’s breathless attention. He taps the microphone. Once—the crowd inhales—twice—their eyes shine as they look up—three times

“Gooooood evening, Santa Rosita!”

The crowd goes wild as Clarke bellows. Eventually, he raises both arms and gestures for them to quiet down.

“I want to thank each and every one of you for coming out, especially on a school night!” Like the admonishing parent, he wags a knowing finger at several teens in the crowd. “Believe you me, on a night like this, I know how tempting it is to stay home and curl up on the couch with a good book. And,” he adds with a wink to a woman in the front of the crowd, “maybe some of Margie's famous hot chocolate.”

Laughter ripples through the crowd. Again, Clarke patiently waits until they’re finished before continuing, “But that's exactly what makes our little town so special. No matter the time, every day of the week there's always someone out there who will sacrifice something for the better of the community. Be it the energy to get this terrific tree set up—” he gestures to the tree, “—the patience to string twenty yards of lights up—which, I might add, have been generously donated by our pals at Honeybees—or even just time.”

Clarke’s tone turns solemn, but his face remains fixed in a winning smile. “Santa Rosita isn't just a town. It's a family. Each and every one of you out here tonight is a valued member. Even all you new faces out there!” He points to several newcomers in the crowd in what might almost be an accusatory manner if not for the smile on his face. “Don't think I can't see you! Tonight, you have become part of that family. Santa Rosita is your home now. It's through our traditions that we endure, and it's my sincerest wish that you, all of you, will join together with us and help us keep them alive for years to come.”

The crowd applauds, everyone turning to face the new families. As Harding takes a swig from a flask he pulls out of his pocket and the HHA representative continues to beam at the audience with her too-white smile, Clarke fully turns to the tree and pumps his fist in the air, riling the crowd back up.

“And now, without further ado, let's RING. IN. THE HOLIDAYS!”
As his words come to a close, at last the tarp is pulled away—revealing twenty feet of pure, polished, brilliant...

...aluminium christmas tree.

Quick as the busy bees they are, the Happy Homes Association is there to announce that you can buy both table-sized and home-use duplicates for your own homes! The cost is $8 for the little ones and $18.50 for the big trees—get your wallets ready!

As the crowd stampedes toward their own tiny and/or six-foot silver replicas, the three figures on the stage are hurried away. The HHA representative presents their gift basket to the Mayor. He kisses her on both cheeks, rubbing his belly in anticipation of the deliciousness to come, and hurries on. Chief Harding takes the rear, casting back a sour look, and before you have a chance to see if the three could answer any questions, the stage is empty again.

...well, get in line! You want those trees too, don’t you?

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A MYSTERIOUS VILLAGE

The days are getting colder and the entire town seems to be getting into the holiday spirit, between the tree lighting ceremony and the decorations your neighbors are putting up. But something seems to want you to get into the Christmas spirit as well—you haven’t done anything out of the ordinary, but when you open the door, you’re met by a burst of frigid air carrying the scents of gingerbread and peppermint on it.

Stepping through the door, you are not in Santa Rosita any more.

Well, technically, you are; you’re just down by Rose Garden Park, before the Old Growth starts. But it’s not where you thought you were going, and it doesn’t resemble the normal streets of suburbia now. You’ve stepped into a charming Christmas village, packed with all sorts of fun winter activities and sights to see! The ground is covered in pure white snow that never seems to melt into slush, and the sounds of high, sweet jingle bells fill the air as a team of reindeer haul a sleigh past. Maybe that’s Santa’s sleigh they’re pulling?
As you walk into the village, a red pole demands your attention, placed in such a way that no one can miss it. A letter is attached to it:

’Twas the month before Christmas and all through the town
The people were smiling; there was nary a frown!
They entered my village, all brimming with cheer
And knew that quite soon, old St. Nick would be here
There's skating and snowmen and light shows galore
There's even a place to make wreaths for your door!
But somewhere inside there's a mailbox to find
And Santa may bring you what's most on your mind…

As the letter suggests, the village is full of hustle and bustle. Santa’s elves—Robbies decked out in red and green costumes with matching tights and jingle bell boots—are everywhere, making sure that there’s always plenty of holiday treats available for visitors to eat and drink. The nearby pond is iced over and the elf manning the ice skate exchange station seems to be able to guess your perfect size with a glance, while reindeer racing courses have been set up encircling the village. All of the buildings and many of the trees have been lined with lights, warm and bright, and there are stations set up where visitors can make garlands or wreaths to take back with them to the real world.

The real world? Yes, of course—that boring place with work and school and vacuuming! Though the door you initially walked through may have turned into a station for making gingerbread houses, you can hoof it back to your home in Shadyside at any time. The public library is just that way, past the baseball diamond! Any time you open a door, however, you run a risk of finding that it leads back to the village, where the elves are waiting to ensure you enjoy your visit. You can try to close the door and open it again, but who knows if your luck has changed?

The organizers of the village seem to be most insistent that you come and enjoy yourself—flyers are all around town, stuffed in your mailbox, and pinned on bulletin boards. Though some signs on lampposts seem as though they’ve been torn down in a huff, you still can spot them on Main Street: “Visit Santa Rosita’s Very Own Christmas Village!”

And visit it you will.

While the elves are happy to welcome visitors to their village, they also have to work. Christmas toys don’t build themselves, you know! The elves will point out Santa’s Workshop to you, where you can buy freshly made candy canes, charming ornaments for your new aluminum Christmas trees (you did buy one from the Happy Homes Association, didn’t you?), and other sundries and stocking stuffers. There’s even a German-style bar in the back serving hot chocolate and mulled wine—non-alcoholic, of course; this is a family event. Just outside of the workshop’s entrance is a mailbox, its post swirled red and white and wrapped in garlands. A small desk sits next to the mailbox with a stack of stationery, envelopes pre-addressed to Santa Claus at the North Pole, and pens on top.

At the top of the stationery, beside cutesy illustrations of hippos and children missing their front teeth, are the words, “What I want most for Christmas is…”

Why not write Santa a letter? What have you got to lose?

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THE MAYOR HAS INVITED YOU...

...to the annual Christmas gala, beginning at 4:00 pm sharp at Santa Rosita’s stately town hall! The invitation appears in your mailbox with just enough time for you to gather all your family and go shopping, because you certainly want to look your best. You simply must. The who’s who of the town will be there, all wearing their finest velvet dresses and shined black shoes. Be warned that the dress code will be strictly enforced by the Happy Home Association—only red and green allowed, or else it simply isn’t festive. Men in bright red or green suits - women sporting taffeta skirts in complementing shades - pinned corsages and matching handbags - no detail left untouched!

You wouldn’t want to be caught standing out from the crowd, would you? In the Mayor’s presence?

That might be a bad idea.

But the holidays do get the better of us sometimes, don’t they? The HHA understands, and if on the day of the party you have found yourself without a red or green garment, they have some loaners to wear. If you’ll simply follow Mrs. Jones down to the coat room, she can show you some options.

  • For the ladies (and female-presenting), they offer up beautiful green or red dresses as loaner. ”It matches the metal trees!” the coat clerk brightly tells you, her own dress as shimmery as they come.

  • For the gentlemen(ly presenting among you), fresh off the rack at the local Sears Roebuck department store, these fetching blazers are available, complete with matching trousers.

In front of you in line is someone who very clearly does not have the Christmas spirit flowing through them, judging by how they wish to argue with the HHA about these “loaner garments.” How rude! But don’t worry—when you see the once-irascible individual later by the punch bowl, there’s a glassy smile on their face and they’re decked out in jolly green and poppy red, happy as—well, a kid on Christmas morning.

Tables are laid out with food and drink aplenty. Even the sandwich loaf has made its effort to match the decor, as red poinsettias and holly berries dot the windows (careful children—they’re poisonous) and rich green pines occupy every corner. Move outside of the room and you’ll find nothing more than locked and darkened offices, with the occasional policemen and night guards shaking their fingers at you to go back and enjoy the party. This is a night to be merry and drink some mocktails, not to go through the filing!

Up by the fine wood paneling and brilliant metal tree stands the mayor himself. Looking dashing as Santa Claus, a cluster of parents flock nearby beaming as their child gets their photo taken with Mayor Clarke! That’s certainly going in the Christmas newsletter! Each of them has a little present—perfectly wrapped, just see Grandma’s Gift Wrapping Guide in this month’s HHA newsletter—to give to the Mayor for all his hard work this year.

You didn’t think that stack of presents by Santa’s chair was for him to pass out, did you?

Between music sets (graciously played by the Frederick Loren High School marching band), the Mayor stands—the hall falls silent, all the little cups and plates still in jolly hands. He has a speech to give you all, you fine citizens, faces old and new:

“Ho-ho-hi there, Santa Rosita! And how are we enjoying ourselves tonight? I see some of our new families were able to make it out tonight—is that Richard O’Reilly and the missus?” Using a hand to shade his eyes, Clarke squints into the throng of townspeople. “And Jim Astin with Lucy and little Susie! Wow. Isn’t that something?”

In the back of the room, Chief Harding pours himself a glass of punch, takes a sip, then reaches into his suit jacket for his flask.
“Now, in my house,” Clarke continues, “we have a rule not to open any presents until Christmas Day, but with all the ones I've gotten tonight, it's just too darn tempting.” Reaching down, he takes a box from the pile of gifts at his feet. “I think this one's a tackle box, and I'm pretty sure this—” he reaches down for another smaller box, “—is that electric razor I’ve had my eye on.” He shakes the box, chuckling, as the rest of the crowd joins him.

“But let's get serious for a moment.” Clarke’s expression turns thoughtful. “Although getting a truckload of Christmas presents is swell, do you want to know what the greatest gift you've given me is?” He pauses performatively, waiting for an answer from the crowd that never comes.

“The greatest gift you've all given me... is letting me serve you.”

In the back, Harding ditches the punch cup and just drinks straight from the flask.

“I'm honored to be here with you all tonight,” Clarke continues proudly, “just I am honored to be able to wake up every morning, look in the mirror and tell myself that I... am your mayor. Which is why I want to give something back to you. How many of you have already visited Santa's little village?”

There’s a round of cheering in the front of the audience from the many children in attendance with their parents. Clarke opens his arms wide.

“My idea! I decided that if I can't bring Santa Rosita to the North Pole, I'm going to bring the North Pole to Santa Rosita. Enjoy yourselves! Saint Nick's got a lot of work to do before Christmas. So be good, don’t pout, and for goodness sake—have fun!

The clapping threatens to take down the garlands hung from chandeliers. ”A fine orator!” “Reminds me of the war, when we heard Churchill over the radio. Why, Clarke gives him a run for his money, ha ha ha!”

A delightful HHA elf comes to replenish the pickle tree on the appetizer table, and the covers of Bing Crosby carry you away into the night.

Remember to stay until 9:00 pm, when the Santa Rosita Children’s Choir will start caroling!

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OOC INFO

Welcome to the first part of the event! You can use this entry to top-level for the event, but feel free to use the log and network communities as well.

A few things to keep in mind: Firstly, there is no return portal back into town once your character is teleported into the Christmas village. They will have to walk back on foot or get lucky and catch a ride from a helpful citizen.

Secondly, please be mindful of how your character interacts with the setting. While characters are welcome to explore the town and ask questions, Santa Rosita is still a happy little suburb in the 1960s, where appearances matter and acting too out of line from commonly accepted societal norms can come with their own unique consequences. We do not intend to punish players for their curiosity, but be aware that the townsfolk may not be so understanding of wanton disrespect for their ways!

And thirdly, the NPCs will not be available for interactions. At the party, Harding will leave early and Clarke will leave to handle other business. Santa does have a schedule to keep, after all.

Any questions can go in our FAQ thread below. Try to check and see if your question has already been answered on the plotting thread first here.

Remember--Part 2 of this event is coming December 15th!

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catlady: (😼 i call off the chase)

[personal profile] catlady 2020-12-04 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ she glances around for effect, shrugging her shoulders in response. she's already caught a few uncomfortably large smiles aimed in her direction as she passes through the neighborhood, even dressed the part she doesn't quite fit in and she is trying. she just fakes a smile right back at them.

selina moves in just a little closer. ]


Are you worried what the neighbors think?
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: ACTUALLY)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-12-04 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Nearly afternoon. Long enough to make introductions to his new wife, apparently, and determine there's no kids lurking around in any crevice of the building. Long enough to rediscover his human face, and human stomach, and sit down to make a lunch that doesn't consist of old gifted gelatin combinations. Long enough to feel terribly alone... And then, a response comes.]

OH MY GOD. I DON'T EVEN NEED TO CHECK IF IT'S REALLY YOU. WHO ELSE WOULD TAKE BASICALLY FOREVER TO REPLY?? WAS THE RADIO ALL THE WAY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM?!!!? OVER.

[It was under a sock, wasn't it? He bets it was under a sock.]
purplejaguareye: <user name=quixotic> (DxMfCji)

[personal profile] purplejaguareye 2020-12-04 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Wagh!

[If Kipo could, she'd be sprouting fur in surprise. But instead she jumps a little - she's definitely no master of stealth, despite this being kind of a stealth mission. She turns around, giving a little nervous laugh.]

Haha... well... not really. Just a bunch of locked offices. Pretty boring stuff.
ribticklers: (123)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2020-12-04 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
i was asleep
then i ate breakfast
over


[Also he, too, met his new wife, which was an adventure. She seems perfectly nice but Sans is the last person who should be married, in his own estimation.]
purplejaguareye: <user name=quixotic> (9ILRyFR)

[personal profile] purplejaguareye 2020-12-04 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Kipo fishes the change out of her pocket, handing it over to Sans.]

This is so exciting. I've never had a snow cone before. Actually, I've never seen snow before - never thought I'd get to see it, let alone eat it.
the_caped_crusader: (Default)

[personal profile] the_caped_crusader 2020-12-04 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
When have I ever, Cat?

[ and he closes the distance to meet her lips with a soft, but lingering kiss. ]
ribticklers: (133)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2020-12-04 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there's plenty of it here. [In this one part of town, inexplicably, even though it's above freezing everywhere else in town. That's not really that surprising if magic is involved, though, which he figures it must be. Sans gives Kipo her snow cone!] It was basically all snow all the time back where I'm from, so I guess I'm just too used to it.

[...But it is nice to see it set against the sky, and not the cavern.]
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: CUSTOMER SERVICE)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-12-04 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Hey there, neighbor!

[Good thing they're neighbors, it makes it a lot easier to pick a form of address and run with it, without accidentally saying "human." He grins and waves, with more hints of stress and sweat in his forced smile than any Robbie would express.]

I am... sharing the Christmas joy! With decorations. I couldn't help but notice, you didn't have any reindeer. And I'm doing all the setup for you! So it's no effort at all.
purplejaguareye: <user name=quixotic> (5pHJzTa)

[personal profile] purplejaguareye 2020-12-04 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
It snowed all the time where you're from? I bet you got to build so many snowmen! At least that's what I'd do if it snowed.

[She takes a bite of her snowcone. It's sweet. Cold and fruity.]

Ohhh... we should do that. We should make a snowman!

the_caped_crusader: (Default)

[personal profile] the_caped_crusader 2020-12-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not. My butler was always the one to put one up around this time of the year.

[ there's a distant moment of sadness on his face before he steps away from her line of sight and touches at the edges of the tree. ]

It's not much, but if you celebrated at all... well, I thought it might be nice.
ribticklers: (129)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2020-12-04 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, why not? Too bad my brother ain't around right now, he's great at making snowmen. [Well, snow Papyruses, the superior snowman.] But I make a mean lump.
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: RELIEF)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-12-04 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
[This is so Sans that he just might be over-salting some of his food with relief. That's fine.]

I SHOULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED ANYTHING LESS.

[Still, it being undeniably Sans in some ways doesn't tell him how much Sans remembers. Time to very subtly hint around the question of if he's as disoriented as Papyrus feels.]

DID YOU KNOW IT'S ALMOST NOON? ALL THE CLOCKS SAY SO. INCLUDING THE CLOCK IN THE SKY, WITH THE SUN. RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SKY.

OVER.
interdicted: (4vBkGh5ilVbykp58leRfbf)

you had a library prompt i Gotta

[personal profile] interdicted 2020-12-04 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's funny: For all his bitterness, Wolfe is still a Scholar at heart. Though he's inherently distrustful of this place and all of its citizens—and this woman standing before the stained glass window doesn't look as out of place as a lot of the new "neighbors" he's been meeting—he can't help but notice how she studies it for longer than one might expect of a casual admirer.

And that piques his wary interest. ]


"Wisdom and truth will be your sword and shield."

[ NOT IN HIS EXPERIENCE. ]

The Scholars who wrote these sayings rarely lived by them.
fanoperator: (recalculating)

[personal profile] fanoperator 2020-12-04 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, isn't that what I said? [Huaisang gives him a light smile, dismissing any implication of seriousness in his own words.] It was all a dream, that's all.

She's not here anymore. Nor are some of the other people I met in my dream. How funny it is, how dreams work!

[Reaching up to tug on one of the long strands of hair that hangs beside his face, he uses the gesture to shield his expression as he gives his new acquaintance a worried and unhappy glance. He hasn't been here long, but he's learned quickly that conformity is safe and acting out of the assigned roles should only be done quietly and in private. He's certain that the ears around them in line are listening.]

I'm Huaisang. [He says this quietly and quickly.] 432 Carpenter Boulevard.
purplejaguareye: <user name=quixotic> (5pHJzTa)

[personal profile] purplejaguareye 2020-12-04 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
... That's really sweet.

[She's still not sure what to think of him. He's not her dad, and at first she was kind of put off by the idea of anyone replacing her father but... this guy seems like he's got a soft spot to him.

Kipo smiles.]


And I do celebrate. Hey, maybe we could both celebrate? I mean, if we don't bust out of here by then.
thotsandprayers: (is to become a human yourself)

A

[personal profile] thotsandprayers 2020-12-04 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I believe it does happen from time to time, but I'm not certain this is a dream. Unless it's a shared one.

[Kiara's sitting on the other bed, doing her best to seem calm and collected about the whole thing. It's not entirely hard to do, as she isn't really alarmed by the situation. But she sure does have a few questions about it, given that things don't entirely square with what she can recall. Though that's not entirely as clear as she would like which is...strange.]

Forgive me if I've startled you, for what it's worth, I wasn't expecting to wake up here either.

[Her memory of the October stuff is definitely a little patchy, but she's sure of that one.]
ribticklers: (133)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2020-12-04 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Does Papyrus know it's almost noon on the first of December? Sans desperately wants to ask, and yet he's not going to say anything nearly that specific.]

so are you making lunch?
'cause i could go for lunch


[But okay, Sans's new roommate remembers October, so. One leap of faith. A very small one. It's more of a slightly longer than usual step.]

i know it's been a little while
but i'm still gettin used to the sky clock


[...

Wait.]


over
purplejaguareye: <user name=quixotic> (t3eZZ5C)

[personal profile] purplejaguareye 2020-12-04 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh uh.... thanks, but you don't gotta do that if you don't want to.

[Kipo's kind of oblivious, so she's still not sure if this is a Robbie or not.]

By the way... weird question - are you... from here?
purplejaguareye: <user name=quixotic> (2qsyzxl)

[personal profile] purplejaguareye 2020-12-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Kipo claps her hands together.]

Great! I make some mean lumps too. Let's just get started with a snowball here... just as soon as I finish my snowcone because trying to make a snowball with one hand is kind of hard...

[And she tries to take a large bite of her snowcone, which results in-]

Ow! Brain freeze!
ribticklers: (126)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2020-12-04 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Sans laughs.] Yeah, snow'll do that. One more reason it's way better to take your time with stuff. Y'know... Chill out.
catlady: (Default)

[personal profile] catlady 2020-12-04 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ there's a contemplative hum as she breaks the kiss, considering her answer before deciding to move on least they get into a whole other conversation. he's being so sweet and, if were ever good at admitting to anything that felt like a weakness, she'd tell him just how much she'd missed him since they moved out of the manor. there's no point in stomping all over the moment. ]

The offer stands. [ she stretches up onto her toes, stealing another quick kiss. ] Not like I've got a whole lot else going on.
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: SWEAT)

B

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-12-04 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Bundled in an especially warm and new-looking coat, Papyrus startles at the question, then glances off in the direction of the distant shopping district. ]

Which door? I was... in the dressing, at Sears. The second from the right.

[That's a question few people ask, since most seem to come here on purpose. By driving, or walking, or something. Not getting stuck behind magical doors and finally giving in to the invitation. Since it seems like this person's dealt with the same problem, he raises an arm to demonstrate: the tag's still on it and everything.]

I hope they don't think I meant to steal this... Did it get you, too?
interdicted: (pic#14489669)

o christmas tree LESSGOOOOOO

[personal profile] interdicted 2020-12-04 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ Wolfe is frowning, eyes narrowed as he watches Mayor Clarke and the others exit. He glances at the boy asking the question, mentally sizing him up—he looks to be the same age as the incoming postulant classes to Ptolemy House, which to Wolfe means that he should be able to answer this question himself. ]

Are you asking because you don't have your own opinions or because you want validation?
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: PUZZLING)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-12-04 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Papyrus does startle a little at her voice, looking up quickly in surprise to see who's there. She's not familiar, but this whole scenario is: waking up in a strange bedroom, with someone else, somehow finding himself to be human...]

Did this... This happened before. But you weren't here. Were you?

[Hopefully he'd remember if they'd met, but the details of the dreams are already fading on him... which is strange, if they weren't dreams. He reaches up experimentally and pinches a cheek with one hand, wincing as it squishes far more than bone - and hurts, as well.]

It feels real...
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: LIGHTBULB)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2020-12-04 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
No, no. I'm... new to town.

[New to the town, new to this whole being in a human body thing. Just a whole lot of new experiences for the Great Papyrus.]

And I want to! Think of it as a welcome reindeer. To protect the neighborhood! And make a new tradition. The new neighbor brings a gift for the older one.

[Welcome reindeer: so much larger and less versatile than any welcome basket. Hopefully more intimidating to any passing zombies than mere carved pumpkins... But maybe he should've put food and other welcoming things inside it, too. A thought for next time.]