[She desperately wants to make fun of him for saying "privy", but she doesn't have enough energy today to deal with him causing a scene. Chronic pain is a bastard, and so is her beloved husband.]

I mean, yeah. Mainly when they're dumb kids and can't get their hands on anything better.

[Do they have drinking ages over at Medieval Times?]

Except even the gas station shit has alcohol in it. This is just depressing.