Or if you're uncreative. I feel like I've done plenty with my life, all without making anyone's hit list.

[ Well, that's not exactly true and she knows it. She's definitely on hit lists. But only the ones of people she actually knows. And she gives no real explanation of why she might feel the need to be anonymous. ]

I sympathize. I'm from LA, and now they have me playing June Cleaver. I haven't cooked or cleaned since I was a teenager, I have no idea why they think I'll start now.

[ God knows her "husband" doesn't give a shit if she does any of that. And he cooks for her. ]