It's hard for Pam not to note the smoldering hotty she's ended up fake-married to. Her life does not often hand her this kind of win. Honestly, this kind of luck has her fully prepared for just how awful it should be from here on. A Poovey rarely gets lucky. It sure doesn't happen twice. Bad things are coming, no doubt.
She sputters a poorly contained laugh and tries to wave it off.
"Sorry. I'm sorry. Just... Bruce Wayne? Your parents went with that? Oh my God. Still...Pam Wayne isn't the worst sounding thing." She mutters "Bat-Pam" under her breath and giggles.
Pam finally takes a seat in her modest nightgown and spoons some sugar into her coffee.
"And...you said we've got a daughter, too? Kipo? That's kind of a strange name. Guess we can't just rename her like a pet, though..."
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It's hard for Pam not to note the smoldering hotty she's ended up fake-married to. Her life does not often hand her this kind of win. Honestly, this kind of luck has her fully prepared for just how awful it should be from here on. A Poovey rarely gets lucky. It sure doesn't happen twice. Bad things are coming, no doubt.
She sputters a poorly contained laugh and tries to wave it off.
"Sorry. I'm sorry. Just... Bruce Wayne? Your parents went with that? Oh my God. Still...Pam Wayne isn't the worst sounding thing."
She mutters "Bat-Pam" under her breath and giggles.
Pam finally takes a seat in her modest nightgown and spoons some sugar into her coffee.
"And...you said we've got a daughter, too? Kipo? That's kind of a strange name. Guess we can't just rename her like a pet, though..."