"Aww, dicks... I was really hoping to get a sort of luau thing goin." Pam sighs, but she isn't surprised if the place doesn't super promote drinking. She'll get around it somehow, but she might have to find someone handy to help her build some things.

"I get what yer sayin. I mean, I'm more of a whiskey and high-proof liqueurs gal, personally, than a rum fan... I think the theme for that is a lonely cabin in the snow or a sad gutter, though, so I'm goin with the fun, tropical option." She picks up some carved palm frond wall hangings she found and frames her face for demonstration before returning them to the cart.