"Bummer... You can probably make a few bucks showin off the chess playin lizard, though. So, there's that. ... I totally gotta see that, by the way."
Pam shrugs. If her husband looked like a little kid, she'd be dry as the Sahara, herself, so she can't blame her friend. Kids are a hard pass.

"Yeeeah...apparently Bruce has a lady back home he's stayin' loyal to as well. It sucks."
She won't say anything just yet, but they may be eachother's best bet in this place. The locals are creepy and the other kidnapped folks seem to have somebody back home. Or here. Or they're gay. Any way you look at it, it's not great.