"Well, if other 'new residents' husbands are like mine, they aren't getting it at home."

Pam laughs, but is clearly put out by the lack of marital action. What good is lucking out in the husband department if you sleep in separate beds like the you're Mary Tyler Moore and all the Dick is across the room?

"Oh god, right? Half the reason for the aggressive tittays is the bras, though. These things are awful, but they make the boobs just...bam...stare right at'cha!"

She snorts another laugh, knowing damn well Archer got dunked in a lake. He would find it funnier if he didn't.

"Oh shit! What's your wife like? Is she hot?"