"God, right? There's so many hot housewives around that don't want to cheat on their husbands. It's unnatural. Givenchy dresses make boobs look so crazy," he says, holding his hands in front of his chest. Pam would appreciate this in a way that Ray would not, he thinks. Archer trails off, humming a little in thought as Pam continues on. A 1960s gossip train, of course. What else would she immediately do?

"There was... a weird Christmas town in December. Like, you'd open a door and suddenly you'd be in it! Then it started dumping people in the lake..."

Judging by the brief pinch of his brows, Archer was one of the unlucky people. It does not bare going into detail why he did not like being dunked in a freezing lake.

"Oh! Shit! Pam!" he chirps, suddenly. "I have a wife now!"