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Pam Poovey ([personal profile] sploosh) wrote in [community profile] logsville2021-02-04 02:30 pm

Holy Sh*tsnacks, Batman! // Early February// Open

Who: Pam , the Wayne family, and you?
When: Early morning in the Wayne household / throughout the day in town
Where: The Wayne Household / Shops in town
What: Waking up in Santa Rosita and getting the lay of the land
Warnings: Warnings for Pam-typical levels of obscenity


Home Sweet Hostage Situation

The sun is streaming through the window. The birds are singing. There's the soft rumble of car engines warming up as the men of the town head out to work. It's a beautiful day in Santa Rosita..and it sounds NOTHING like the big city, so Pam can't sleep. She tosses and turns for a while, fighting the obvious discord all around her, but it's just too much.

The blond sits up in her twin bed asking "why's it so bright?" to no one in particular. That brightness gives way to the obvious problems with the location, though. This room alone is bigger than Pam's whole apartment and none of these things belong to her. Did she get hammered and pass out in a stranger's bed? No. None of her one-night-stands live anywhere this clean. Not unless it's a serial killer. She sees the photo of herself and Bruce on the nightstand between the beds. Yep...definitely a serial killer if they put in this kind of effort, but a damn handsome one. Pam grabs the lamp off the little table and carries it with her as she makes her way through the house in her nightgown, taking in all the photos and looking for her kidnapper so she can smash his very pretty brains in.
"Hello? Ridiculously good looking stalker? Anybody?"


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Making it feel like home...

Pam doesn't think of the money she has as "stolen". Bruce is her husband, after all. It's their money. Besides, she's using it for their house! She's going to make it so much better!

She's going up and down the floors and ailes of Honeybees looking for just the right items. If she's stuck in this weird out-of-date after school special, she can at least have a home she can be proud of. For now, she's trying to add some color...and some liquor. She has some tiki torches sticking awkwardly out of her buggy nearly a full rainbow of fiesta-ware.

Finally, in frustration, she just stops the next person she sees.

"Excuse me, but have you seen any liquor bars for sale? Especially something that works as with a tiki theme. I woulda thought the house would have a built in wet-bar, but no such luck...Indoor or outdoor, I'm easy."


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Every cloud has a sugar lining

Shopping is hungry work. Work that calls for two burgers and a large chocolate shake. This place is a weird and terrible fever dream, but at least it has an old timey diner in the middle. If this milkshake isn't the best thing she's ever had, Pam is calling shenanigans on this whole thing.

She sits at her diner table all alone, but she's certainly open to company. Please just ignore the mess she's making with that burger. There is a distinct possibility that she was born in a barn.
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-03-02 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"God, right? There's so many hot housewives around that don't want to cheat on their husbands. It's unnatural. Givenchy dresses make boobs look so crazy," he says, holding his hands in front of his chest. Pam would appreciate this in a way that Ray would not, he thinks. Archer trails off, humming a little in thought as Pam continues on. A 1960s gossip train, of course. What else would she immediately do?

"There was... a weird Christmas town in December. Like, you'd open a door and suddenly you'd be in it! Then it started dumping people in the lake..."

Judging by the brief pinch of his brows, Archer was one of the unlucky people. It does not bare going into detail why he did not like being dunked in a freezing lake.

"Oh! Shit! Pam!" he chirps, suddenly. "I have a wife now!"
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[personal profile] the_caped_crusader 2021-03-03 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Phillip Clarke is the mayor, Rosemary Craven leads the Happy Homes Association, and Dale Harding is the chief of police.

[ all of them were suspicious. once, he would have said harding was the most trustworthy, but after hearing the voices from the door in his office, he wasn't sure. without context, identity, he couldn't say what part he played. ]

And they haven't given us anything. My suggestion would be not to deliberately poke the bear, Pam. Something tells me they're more capable than they let on. Anything we've been able to discover ourselves we've done alone.
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[personal profile] fanoperator 2021-03-04 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
The lemonades at the malt shop startled a laugh out of him, a sharp and breathy giggle that he quickly stifles. Nodding agreement, he winks, looking forward to their mischief. "I'm going to pick up a few more things--I'll meet you out front, shall I? We can go from there. Did you drive?"

Huaisang walked to the store. He hasn't yet learned to drive. Vehicles remain strange and a bit terrifying to him.
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-03-04 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Archer scoffs at that, smirking. God, it's so cool how Pam is always on the same wavelength as him - though his expression drops slightly when she asks the obvious question.

"She's tiny! She looks like she's fourteen. So much so I don't actually believe she's twenty?" He is absolutely disappointed about that, he hasn't felt comfortable hitting on her! Well, that and she's already married and doesn't want to cheat. Boring. "You'd like her, though. She has a pet lizard that can play chess."
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[personal profile] the_caped_crusader 2021-03-04 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been looking into Harding, but you might want to take a look into Rosemary Craven. See if you can get close. Something tells me you'll have better luck as a woman than I will.
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[personal profile] the_caped_crusader 2021-03-05 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Something tells me she's dangerous. Maybe more dangerous than the others. I wouldn't let my guard down around her if I were you.
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[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-03-05 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"It has definitely never beaten me," he says, a little too quickly. Because Archer is known for his chess skills, right?

Archer exhales, so put upon.

"Way to make me feel like a total creep, shitty Leave it to Beaver knock off town." God, but propositioning her due to the fact they're both getting None crosses his mind for a moment, but he doesn't focus on it. He's not in the mood. What the fuck? "I'm gonna get a burger to go, then we gotta get this Tikki bar of yours set up. Rapunzel - that's her name, I'm serious - is using most of the space back at the house for her art."

Archer... giving up space for someone else? God, he must give at least half a shit about her.
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[personal profile] bibliophilicbells 2021-03-11 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so.

Oops.

Aziraphale holds his hands up, begging her pause, please don't — be that upset, give him a second, let's all be cool.

"I'm sorry. I should not have stared at you and made you uncomfortable. What I meant by that is, well, the people here are rather... set in their ways. Stuffy, perhaps, even, which I realize is rich coming from me. I'm a — "

He hesitates.

" — dick. I apologize."

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