[Street food is its own subcategory and clearly doesn't count when in discussions of terrible food.]
Sorry, but I can't say that adding water would make it difficult-mac. [He thinks he's sooooo funny, as if he also wouldn't likely cock up Easy-Mac were he to try it without reading the instructions.
He wrinkles his nose at the question, waving it off. He knows that probably wasn't the best answer, but every other excuse he considered would make it sound like he had some kind of eating disorder. Not the impression he wants to give to strangers.] Isn't a big deal. I'll have 'em pack up whatever I don't finish, saves having to cook anything for dinner. M'not that hungry, anyway.
[His metabolism seems to have somewhat remembered that he's a serpent, or maybe it's just a mental thing, but he doesn't really get hungry all that often. Half a sandwich will tide him over until dinner, probably.]
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Sorry, but I can't say that adding water would make it difficult-mac. [He thinks he's sooooo funny, as if he also wouldn't likely cock up Easy-Mac were he to try it without reading the instructions.
He wrinkles his nose at the question, waving it off. He knows that probably wasn't the best answer, but every other excuse he considered would make it sound like he had some kind of eating disorder. Not the impression he wants to give to strangers.] Isn't a big deal. I'll have 'em pack up whatever I don't finish, saves having to cook anything for dinner. M'not that hungry, anyway.
[His metabolism seems to have somewhat remembered that he's a serpent, or maybe it's just a mental thing, but he doesn't really get hungry all that often. Half a sandwich will tide him over until dinner, probably.]