[it's either incredibly unlucky or incredibly lucky for archer to be teleported into the lake just after ray gets out of it. he's as shocked as anyone else, losing his cane down into the dark depths and kicking, trying to get up to what looks like a hole in the ice. he can barely see anything and this is just like cecil's stupid undersea lab and veronica shooting him-- he's already swallowed a bunch of disgusting water before he manages to burst up to the surface, grabbing the broken ice that just breaks under his grip.
doesn't help that he was at home, just in a dressing gown and his underwear and for fuck's sake he's going to die in a lake in fucking california. that's-- oof, that one stings almost as much as the cold water.
he's just about got his head above water long enough to see ray, though his hands are bleeding from his multiple attempts to grab at the ice and he keeps swallowing the water--] Ray! You fucking-- help me, assdouche!
jingle bells! cw for drownin
doesn't help that he was at home, just in a dressing gown and his underwear and for fuck's sake he's going to die in a lake in fucking california. that's-- oof, that one stings almost as much as the cold water.
he's just about got his head above water long enough to see ray, though his hands are bleeding from his multiple attempts to grab at the ice and he keeps swallowing the water--] Ray! You fucking-- help me, assdouche!