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TRANQUILIZERS ([personal profile] robbies) wrote in [community profile] logsville2020-12-15 06:00 pm

DECEMBER 2020 EVENT - PART 2


CHAPTER ONE, PART 2: AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE

A creature was stirring.


As Christmas grows closer, look up to the skies
Your city is in for a winter surprise
Come enter the village and see all the change
And come face-to-face with the hostile and strange
From iced-over ponds to the workshop's display
There's snowmen and reindeer to complete the holiday
And just when you think that you're safe and you're sound
You open your door and see what's to be found....



LET IT SNOW
(cw: sensations of drowning)

JINGLE BELLS
(cw: mind control)

UP ON THE HOUSETOP
(cw: death and decay, claustrophobia)

RUN, RUDOLPH, RUN
(cw: animal death and dismemberment, violence, death and decay, non-human cannibalism)

HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

LET IT SNOW

CW: sensations of drowning

As the gala winds down and you leave town hall to head home, there’s a bite in the air, chillier than it was when you went in earlier that day. The night sky is blanketed by clouds, which only grow heavier as night wears on. By midnight, the first few flakes of snow have begun to fall… and fall, and fall. As night becomes day and the snow keeps coming down heavier than ever, it becomes clear that Santa Rosita is experiencing an unusual snowstorm—maybe the town will get that white Christmas after all! But as the day passes, the storm shows no sign of stopping… in fact, it’s only getting worse.

Over the next week and a half, a blizzard beats down upon the town. Its effects seem to vary by the hour: Though the snow never quite stops, there are times when it falls soft and fluffy, and there are times when it falls so heavily and the wind blows so fiercely that it’s impossible to see more than a few inches ahead of you. You’re welcome to pay visits to your neighbors, of course; they might need help digging out their sidewalks or hauling cords of firewood inside—especially when the electricity goes out. Hopefully you’re not caught out and about when the weather takes a turn for the worse again!

Even inside your houses, you aren’t safe from the blizzard. The first time you open your door on December 16th, feeling the blast of cold air coming from it, you think you know what’s coming. After all, you’ve certainly had enough experience with being sent to the Christmas village in the first half of the month! You sigh, resigning yourself to the long walk home… but as you pass through the door, everything changes in a way it didn’t before. Your brain doesn’t know which way is up as you find yourself underwater, breath expelling in a rush of bubbles as the shocking cold penetrates your body. Somehow you’ve come through the door and ended up beneath the lake’s surface—but the layer of ice above you has thinned and can be easily broken through to regain your feet and drag yourself out of the water to shore.

But you’d better be quick. Take too long and you might feel something grabbing at your heels, trying to pull you back underwater and further into the lake.

Here in the village, the conditions are always bad. Visibility is poor between the wind and the snow, heavy and cold and wet, and you’re soaked to the skin from your recent plunge. Thankfully, there are towels in the small building that was once the skate exchange station, and there are plenty of now-abandoned buildings around the village where you can hunker down and try to warm up before heading home. Maybe it would be a good idea to leave a spare change of clothes behind...

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JINGLE BELLS

CW: mind control

If ending up in the village is bad in the middle of the day, it's even worse at night.

Beyond the freezing winds and the ice you're liable to lose your footing as you pull yourself out of the lake, it's dark as can be out here. Don’t bother looking for a Christmas star to guide you home; out here and this close to the forests, the stars and moon are blotted out by thick clouds and the snow that falls in clumps. Unfortunately, as experience has taught you by now, this is a one-way trip and the only way out is forward.

Of course, this is easier said than done. With its empty buildings and desolate pathways, the Christmas village is a husk of its former self. The cute cobblestone thoroughfares and craft stations that were filled with screaming children only a few days ago are barren and frozen over, as if left to rot in the cold. The other little faux gingerbread and peppermint stick houses aren't much better. At some point on the first day of the blizzard, the power was knocked out, plunging the village into a blackout you now have to navigate if you want to get home. All of the windows are crusted with ice, dark and empty.

Save for one.

As you walk by one particular building, a faint yellow and red glow begins to glimmer from the storefront. One by one, the tiny cottages in the miniature village diorama begin to flicker to life, gears clicking as the mechanisms start powering up. On a miniature turntable hidden behind the display, a needle drops onto a record and a tinny version of Jingle Bells begins to play. A tiny train chugs around the tracks surrounding the diorama and a wax figure of Mrs. Claus in her chair with her candy cane knitting needles rocks back and forth, and it occurs to you just what you're looking at: Santa's Workshop. There can be no mistaking it. Even in the middle of the night, you know exactly where you are.

Don't you?

The light grows, illuminating the entire storefront and spilling out onto the street. You can see everything now. The little elf figure hammering at his workbench, the one next to him sawing at a board of wood, the two balancing on a seesaw as the toy train circles beneath them. Once you take notice of it, it's impossible to look away. The light pulls you in, glowing brighter yet turning darker. Slowly, it turns from angelic, warm gold to blood red.

As strange as this is, this is the best you've felt all week. A tipsy smile at your lips, you watch the light shift into a pretty shade of red as the snow continues to fall around you. In an abstract way, you know this isn't really where you're supposed to be, but it feels so good anyway. Your home (and not your home in Shadyside, your real home), all the bad stuff that worries you and stresses you out—it all dissolves into sugar.

Dreamily, you stare off into space as the song inside the store begins to warp and deepen. Gosh, you can't remember the last time you've felt this nice. You can't remember much of anything at all, like what you were doing earlier today or how you got here to begin with.

But you do know that it's Christmas. And if there's one place everyone should celebrate Christmas in, it's Santa Rosita. Your home.

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UP ON THE HOUSETOP

CW: death and decay, claustrophobia


It's true what they say about wintertime being the cruelest time. Even in Santa Rosita, that sentiment holds true in spite of the otherwise celebratory and comfy atmosphere throughout town. For every sweet smell trickling out of your and your neighbors' houses, a sharp and cold burst of wind follows. The weather is mostly manageable during the daytime hours, but at night it's a different story. The wind can be ferocious, whistling through the naked trees with enough force to send them swaying. If the cold doesn't keep you awake, the sound of branches tapping against your windows will.

When you wake up in the morning, you'll find a new friend waiting for you outside. Sitting in the front of your yard, positioned between the mailbox and the driveway, is a snowman. Its fingers are thin and twiggy, and the branches they're connected to are arched and spread like wings stripped to the bone. Compared to all the other snowmen you've likely passed by throughout Shadyside, there's nothing particularly unique about it, save for its lumpy build and featureless face.

The snowman is still there by the time you return from school or class. This time, however, it's invited another friend: another identical snowman, this one in a different spot in the yard.

So it goes for the next several days. Every time you enter your house or go to sleep, a new snowman is waiting for you in your yard. Their placement has no rhyme or reason: sometimes you'll find one in the back of the yard, other times in a corner off to the side. Sometimes they'll be spread out. Other times—usually when you turn around or go back inside the house—they'll be clustered together in a group, facing the front window.

Eventually, there gets to be so many of them that it becomes difficult to leave the house. Inevitably, whether it be blocking your car, the driveway, or even your front door, you'll wind up dismantling one sooner or later. And when you do, you'll find more than just snow spilling out onto your feet.

Staring back at you, whether from behind the layers of snow you've knocked off the head or up from the ground, is a Robbie, still dressed in their red and green elf uniform from the Christmas village. His—or her—glassy eyes are fixed in a thousand yard stare, mouth stretched in a grinning rictus on their blue face. Within each snowman is a similar one, all of them dressed the same, all of them very much dead, all of them smiling the same mindless smiles they had when they were alive.

With any luck, you’ll wind up taking the snowmen apart by hand instead of finding out the hard way by running one over with your car.

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RUN, RUDOLPH, RUN

CW: animal death and dismemberment, violence, death and decay, non-human cannibalism

Red and white is just as lovely a Christmas combination of colors as red and green, don’t you think? White snow and red pools spread all throughout the little village. Starting on December 16th, you might be first to notice some—or perhaps you’re the unlucky one that falls against a snowbank only to discover, once you put your hands down, that the fresh fallen snow is covering something. Something wet and meaty.

Another shows up the next day. And the next. And there’s not always enough snow to fully cover the carcasses that litter the village and its outskirts. Clustered by the reindeer racing courses children clapped and cheered for are what's left of the reindeer. They've been hunted, but not with knives or bows or guns. Chunks of flesh have been ripped off their bones and ribs are cracked where massive force has been applied, eyes white and milky—if they haven’t been plucked out. Some of the beasts are still alive and huddling in their stables, balking when the doors are open or bolting, as fast as their long strides can take them, out toward the Old Growth. Careful you don’t get in their way!

By the 18th, none of the reindeer are alive inside the stables. There aren’t enough corpses to account for the whole herd you’d seen before (bored and spoiled, wreaths around their necks). But if you follow the sounds of crunching, the wet and sticky humidity of breath, and the smell that rises up and above the dung and rot of desiccated corpses—

There, hunched over a kill, is a thing with just as many bones visible as mangy flesh upon its back. And when its head turns round, there are fangs in its mouth and claws on five-fingered paws, and both are stained deep scarlet—there are antlers bleached as white as snow—and its red eyes are socket-deep, dilated, and suddenly fixed on you.

Let’s hope you can run on ice and snow!

The creatures are looking for more food now that the reindeer have all been hunted down. Lingering in the village, slow and sluggish on all fours unless they rise to two broad feet and sniff the air, they are massive beasts. Not men, not deer, not Christmas cheer, that’s for darn sure. Unless a human happens by, they will stay in their place—the village, far from town square and blizzard-covered Main Street. If they catch sight of someone, they will pursue them with surprising speed to the ends of the earth-—or at least right up to your front door or until you manage to lose them. They’ll search long and hard, sniffing with their skeletal snouts on hand and far-too-human knee, before giving up and heading back toward their village home. Unless someone else crosses paths with them, that is.

The lights on homes and fires burning in hearths seem to deter them... unlike silver, salt, or sharpened knives (unless they are made of iron or steel), which just bring the deer rearing up onto their back legs to tower up and over you, antlers blotting out the wintry sun, ribs bulging beneath their thin and ripping skin. The cold doesn’t bother them despite their hunger—aren’t reindeer native to the arctic? Perhaps that explains why ice has no effect and they appear from the blizzard as if it was as harmless as a hearty breeze. All the speech you ever can hear is the hunting cry they make—the full body bellow of a thing in pain and rage and determined to survive at your expense.

Unless you can outrun them.

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HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

At midnight, December 25th, everything stops.

Peek out your window and there is only peaceful, picture-perfect snow. No blizzards and no blackouts. No stalking deer, no bodies and no snowmen, save the ones that the Anderson children put up on Midwich Street. The Christmas village is gone—no teleporting doors, no lights, no reindeer (at least that you can see or find)—as if it had never been there at all. Only lightly falling snow and cars in the driveway, families at home just as they ought to be—eating cookies, drinking milk, opening the presents spilling out from under the tree. Santa has been generous this year!

And don’t think he’s forgotten you, either!

For those of you who wrote Santa a letter, a box will be waiting on your front doorstep. Try as you might, you can’t find any footprints in the snow, and you certainly didn’t hear any knock on the door or ringing of the bell. It’s addressed specifically for you, along with a little note written in someone’s (very best attempt at) cursive:

I’m sorry if you got hurt
Please don’t be mad
Merry Christmas

P.S. I tried my best to get you what you asked for

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OOC INFO

Happy holidays and welcome to part two of our December event! As always, feel free to top-level for this event, tag around, or utilize our network and log communities for your snowy-spooky posts.

As with part one of the event, mod-controlled NPCs will not be available for this event. You are, however, free to use the Santa Rosita Police Department and Robbies as player-controlled NPCs if you feel they are appropriate for your threads. Need more information? Direct your attention over to our NPC page for the most up-to-date info on your fellow townspeople.

Regular teleporting to the village still happens; the lake is now just an added destination. If you still would like your character to appear in the village but wish to avoid the lake prompt, doors still will randomly teleport you to the village as they did in the first half of the month. Each prompt with peril only can result in death to your character if that is how you would prefer the thread to go. Remember: just because a monster is chasing you or you teleport into the lake doesn’t mean there isn’t a place around for them to hide and get warm! For this event we don’t want people to feel forced to kill their characters. Consider built-in survival options as a gift from mods to players this time... except for the monster in the lake.

Well, we wouldn't say monster, but you didn't think you were the only ones in town with a home, did you?

Whatever's living in the lake can be staggered and caught off-guard, so fighting back against it if it catches you is possible—possible, but not a good idea. You'll never get a thorough enough look to even know what it is you're fighting.

Characters who end up getting caught by it will only have one chance to fight it off long enough to escape and swim to safety. While you can technically stick around in the lake and attempt to search, you do so at your own peril. Staying for any longer than you have to or trying to seek whatever-it-is out will be a death sentence for your character. Please remember to report all deaths and crimes that would be worthy of Tranquilization on their appropriate page here.

Any questions can go in our FAQ thread below. Try to check and see if your question has already been answered on the plotting thread first here.


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fanoperator: (:|)

[personal profile] fanoperator 2021-01-01 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"What happens if you get teleported again in the middle of the night?" Huaisang suggests. "It helps everyone. At least... all of us. The locals... I don't know. I don't trust them. I don't think they'd help. If we get enough people to help, then you can know for sure that if you get dropped in the lake, rescue will be here."
thotsandprayers: (and dear lady please don't laugh)

[personal profile] thotsandprayers 2021-01-01 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that hardly went as planned.

[She's not criticizing, it just well...could've gone better. Still, an attempt was made, and neither of them are any worse for the wear and given what she remembers of October, it really really could've gone worse.]

So, you're right, let's try moving it in pieces. Starting with the head would make the most sense, but if I may ask, since you have a better line of sight than I have, did any more appear while we tried moving this one? Or have the ones in the yard changed at all?

[For what it's worth, Kiara doesn't think they would have done anything, but the idea of more snowmen appearing or one of them grabbing Papyrus while they try and deal with this one doesn't seem entirely impossible to her.]
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: SWEAT)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2021-01-01 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh.

[It's cold outside, but this notion drops an extra chill down his spine, and Papyrus turns quickly enough his neck aches with it.]

I'll take a look!!

[So he does, scanning the yard back and forth, even stepping a little away from the tilted doorway snowman to check all the ones from doorstop to sidewalk. After several seconds of staring, he offers:]

...They look about the same, I think. Phew. Snowmen don't usually move... since they're stuck to the ground.

[He's not being facetious - that was the case for the snowman neighbor he had back in Snowdin, at least.]
righthandstand: (I left the oven on!!)

[personal profile] righthandstand 2021-01-02 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He can't stay here for long or he'll fall through the ice again. Okuyasu has been in the water for less time than Takame, so he is able to pull himself onto his hands and knees relatively quickly. Figuring out answers can come later; the first thing to do is to get to safety.

The cold snow won't stop him from falling onto it. Okuyasu manages to get to the edge before he turns back to the other guy, who has barely moved.

Shit.]


You alive?
thotsandprayers: (is to become a human yourself)

[personal profile] thotsandprayers 2021-01-02 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[She actually looks a little ashamed about being called out about it. It's strange being around people again who are like aaah a dead body! instead of oh, a dead body.]

It's unfortunately far from the first time I've seen a dead person. It doesn't make it any less terrible, but...

[But she finds it incredibly difficult to have a larger reaction to it. Both because she's seen a lot of corpses before and also because she considers the townspeople to not really count as human as the rest of them, and certainly not as much as herself. Not that she'll get into that, she'll keep the more unpleasant parts of her mindset under her hat for now.]

But you're right, something does need to be done about this. And I agree that calling most likely wouldn't help. Not only could it create issues for myself and Papyrus, not that either of us had anything to do with this man's awful fate, but there's also the larger issue of other snowmen in other yards...

[Because those could have people inside them too...

This one is definitely the most pressing issue right now, but since that thought occurred to her, she figured it best to voice it.]
13thcommander: (you got me there)

[personal profile] 13thcommander 2021-01-02 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
You said that about the police chief too.

[And the police chief is definitely unmurdered, so Erwin isn't impressed by the threat. As far as he's concerned, this is going swimmingly.]

Would you like any help with your shoveling here, Randy? I can help you clear your walkway. It'd be the neighborly thing to do.
13thcommander: (pleasantly surprised)

[personal profile] 13thcommander 2021-01-02 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
Don't squint like that, dear, you'll give yourself wrinkles.

[And how terrible would that be? Simply dreadful!]

Weird? What are you talking about? I'm just enjoying another beautiful day in Santa Rosita, our wonderful home.

[He smiles at her, his face stretching until most of his teeth are revealed.]

Don't you worry about the mess, sweet pea, I'll clean it up later.
undiagnosed: (Default)

[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-01-02 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
With gifts, dumbass. I told you that wasn't serious.

[it was. he just got too drunk and pickle-steal-y with sans to go through with it.

then... he offers to help, and archer holds the shovel out without a second's thought.]


Go nuts. Do the whole drive. I'll nominate you for best neighbour ever.
sunborne: (389. - 🧭 - THINNING.)

[personal profile] sunborne 2021-01-02 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ daylight looks sympathetic when he hears her explanation and sees her trail off. there is a lot to unpack from that and, honestly, daylight doesn't think he has the right to judge her. again, different lives, different worlds, different experiences. everyone came from different walks of life and had to do things to get where they are today, good and bad.

no need to knock it because he lives in a glasshouse and is aware of it.

for now, he opts to shelve that (for now? for good? he'll decide later) and tackle the more pressing matter at hand: the fucking snow corpse. that's a big enough dilemma to keep him and kiara occupied.]
Okay... I guess the best thing we need to do is see if this poor guy is an isolated incident.

[ or if, urgh, this is happening everywhere else. he suddenly is reminded of the snowmen on his lawn and oh fuck- there's so many of them near his door. ]

I guess we can start your lawn. You have several more here.
thevalley: (inquisitive minds must know)

[personal profile] thevalley 2021-01-02 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I like those too. They're kinda cheesy sometimes though.

[She laces her fingers together and unlaces them, again and again. It's strange to be talking like this, in front of the pile of bodies in the snow.]

Yeah. It's something. It might be all we have right now.
thevalley: (affectionate)

[personal profile] thevalley 2021-01-02 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, okay, you got me. I don't know any drummers. So good point.

[She leans in closer to the fire, before glancing at him.]

This was the village, right? Seemed pretty alive a week ago.
thevalley: (fear no evil)

SAME HAT

[personal profile] thevalley 2021-01-02 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[She gets what Diana means instantly, she looks around trying to find anything to start a fire with. But fuck, she's just so cold.

She wraps her arms tightly around herself as she tries to squint in the dark corners of the room to see if there's anything more.]


We just need metal. A flint.
hoshikiri: (third eye.)

[personal profile] hoshikiri 2021-01-03 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
So I'm aware... [Said followed by an absent minded cracking of his bruised knuckles. One couldn't call him underconfident about his skills at punching. Takame hadn't gone unarmed in a while, but he was forced to here until he found a weapon. Not that he wasn't used to trial by fire.

He's still looking out into the distance where the monster ran, but he glanced at Sans through his peripheral vision.]


Are you alright?
demonicmiracle: (027)

[personal profile] demonicmiracle 2021-01-03 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[He rests his case.]

Maybe the locals know something we don't. Could have something to do with all the bloody elves being dead.

[Because they're... in the snowmen, which is a fun and cool thing that's happened.]
hoshikiri: (yukikaze.)

[personal profile] hoshikiri 2021-01-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[At some point while dragging himself away, Takame threw the weighted coat he wore to the wayside. It was soaked and only made him more cold. But the clothes he had on beyond that still stuck to him, soaked and froze him to the core, not helped by his long and heavy hair. His body wouldn't stop shaking and his breathing was uneven and short.

But he was breathing, at least, putting all his will into looking at his company and trying to respond through chattering teeth.]


Y...Yes... [He was still trying to move, sit up, stand something, but struggled.] C...cold... Who... are you...
righthandstand: (threatening)

[personal profile] righthandstand 2021-01-03 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Okuyasu searches for the window crank and moves it around, opening his window a crack. The cold air doesn't bother him more than the low rumble of hooves in the distance.]

It's coming! Try drivin' on the other side of the road!
thotsandprayers: (the miserable lonely depressed pathetic)

[personal profile] thotsandprayers 2021-01-03 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[She won't take it the wrong way, they really shouldn't have done anything. But Kiara doesn't have a trust in things acting weird to do what they're supposed to.]

Usually, yes. But snowmen don't usually magically appear in one's yard either.

[Because she's going with magic until proven otherwise. Still, since there's nothing to worry about from the other snowmen, at least at this point, they can get back to dealing with this one.]

So then, the head? I'd rather it not melt in the house, so putting it on your side would be best.

[In general, she'd really prefer any part of the snowmen in the house at all.

Okay, maybe not wanting to mop is part of it. But still, she has other concerns!]
sunborne: (412. - 🧭 - YEAH NO.)

[personal profile] sunborne 2021-01-03 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
I really hope I don't get a ticket for this— Hold on!

[ daylight swerves to the other side, just in time too as another couple of reindeers had suddenly jumped in front where they had originally been driving. if okuyasu hadn't made the suggestion and daylight hadn't followed through, they would be in some pretty deep shit.

though they still are in some pretty deep shit, mind you. one of the reindeer rears to its side and tries to ram its head against okuyasu's window, bellowing all the while. its hot breath, rancid and unnervingly coopery, washes into the car and daylight tries to hold back the urge to puke. ]


Stars that's bad. Don't they ever get tired?
ribticklers: (130)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2021-01-03 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
I could use a nap. [But aside from being exhausted from running around, Sans is fine.] What about you? You were the one doin' the work. [This counts as a thank you, probably.]
13thcommander: (warm scarf)

[personal profile] 13thcommander 2021-01-03 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Then where are my gifts, ha HA!

[Erwin takes the shovel cheerfully and starts getting to work. This is going well, he and Randy are going to be friends by the time this is over, and he doesn't even notice when he bumps into a snowman and knocks some of it away, exposing pale, icy flesh underneath.]

You've got a lot of snowmen in your yard, don't you? Really getting into the festive spirit!
undiagnosed: (pic#14468853)

[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-01-03 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Your gift is me not breaking your arms. You're welcome.

[archer's not looking when erwin bumps into the snowman, not for a moment until he looks back, seeing the exposed skin.

...he's just seeing things. it's another coma hallucination. has to be.]


I didn't build them. Probably some creep like you.
13thcommander: (chibi excitement)

[personal profile] 13thcommander 2021-01-03 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That'd be a challenge; you'd have to go to Normandy to find my other one! HA!

[Since that's where he lost it, after all, on the beaches at Normandy, during the invasion, during the second world war. It definitely hadn't gotten chewed off by some massive, naked giant, it had been a German's bullets, it had fallen on the beach and not down a titan's throat...]

[Erwin shakes his head, shakes it until all the snow crusted on his head and shoulders has fallen off, until the only memories swimming to the surface are of the war.
]

Oh, I didn't build these! I don't have time! They're all over town, you know. We have a few in our yard too.
thotsandprayers: (the miserable lonely depressed pathetic)

[personal profile] thotsandprayers 2021-01-03 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Odds are as time goes on, there will be plenty to judge her for later, so he'll probably get the chance for it.]

I can't say I like this idea, but it has to be done.

[So she'll start walking over towards one of the others, stopping once she's in front of it.]

Ah, I hate to ask this is of someone, but could you please stay with that one. I'd rather not leave it unattended and have to explain to anyone who might happen by.

[She'd like to focus on one issue at a time, so with that, she'll reach up, brush some snow away from this one's face and...yup, that sure is another glassy eyed grin staring at her from under the snow.]

This one as well.

[She'd really like to be surprised by this, but after one snow corpse, the idea of more is definitely not out of the question.]
spaghettimonster: (HUMAN: LIGHTBULB)

[personal profile] spaghettimonster 2021-01-04 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Papyrus hums agreement about the suddenness of snowmen. Not usually... except when there's teenagers with snow magic pulling mischief in the street. But usually they kept to the woods, and if anything, Papyrus himself was responsible for most of the sudden snowmen. If it weren't for how many of them there are, including the signs of some in the neighboring yards, he'd almost wonder if it was a prank of Sans's. One more reliable than the lights, with the power on and off.]

Yeah, pass it to me! I'll rearrange it somewhere... better.

[Somewhere out of the doorway, and not at all in the house. If the snowmen are here for a reason, he doesn't want to go offending them by wrecking or melting any. Or offending whoever's making them. If he can't relocate it in one fell swoop, piece by piece is the next best thing.]
undiagnosed: (pic#14468744)

[personal profile] undiagnosed 2021-01-04 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[he had wondered about that, but it's hard to tell how sincere erwin is being right now, especially when archer's pretty sure he's recently done an absolutely ungodly amount of meth.]

Like you, moron. Not you. [he's going to regret asking, but:] Do you have kids? Probably them.

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